in loz, you go on a huge quest to rid the land of evil. in real life you sit on the sofa, pretending your going on a huge quest to rid the land of evil.
In LoZ, if you slash at a chicken with a sword, the chicken will get angry and a mob of his friends will come attack you until you're dead. In real life, the chicken would probably just die and the rest of the chickens would be too stupid to realize anything was going on.
So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.
in Zelda there's a Magical Cap that talks with you in real there are gangsters with caps that steal from you.
in Zelda you can teporally fly by jumping from a hill while holding a chicken, in real life you'll fall like a rock a get your hand filled with scratches from the chicken's talons.
in Zelda an average joe from the countryside that had a laid back peaceful life can easily get stronger and more brave than knights that dedicated their whole lives to the kingdom, in real life it doesn't happen.
in Zelda you can't really play tennis in real life you can.
yeah I chose real life just because of tennis...
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in Zelda the Princess can also be kind of a Ninja!
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In Zelda people all go, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" or "HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" or even "TOOOEYAAAH!", but in real life they all go, "Hey" or ""HYYYYAAAAHHH!"
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in Zelda you have talking problems but for some strange reason everyone knows what you want to talk about even if you only say "yes", "no" and(rarely) some really short phrases.
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