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Sleepingmudkip

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/djvi6v/pach-attack--ninten...

OK so pach makes this dumb video and first he Basically calls all Nintendo fans trolls

Then he thinks that the smash bros event at E3 is from an older game and not the newer game

He doesn't even does his research and its annoying, he also keeps discreetly bashing Nintendo when this is a E3 prediction video >.> he irritates me

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MixMasterMudkip

I thought there was an all around site agreeance to never discuss this man again.

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DefHalan

Do people listen to him anymore? He was so wrong in that video it is ridiculous. Smash will be playable by fans. Nintendo is still having E3 Floor Space for Press. Streaming videos to public all day while Press gets hands on and interviews. If he also thinks that everyone that praises Nintendo needs to post their serial number shouldn't Nintendo bashers to prove they have experienced the Wii U? That video just makes him sound crazy

People keep saying the Xbox One doesn't have Backwards Compatibility.
I don't think they know what Backwards Compatibility means...

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WiiWareWave

Moorpheel wrote:

Who is Pach

It's Michael Pachter the infamous video game analyst who's the worst in the industry and always bashes Nintendo.

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Eel

Rukiafan wrote:

Moorpheel wrote:

Who is Pach

It's Michael Pachter the infamous video game analyst who's the worst in the industry and always bashes Nintendo.

Oooohh Pachter. That clarifies things.

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OptometristLime

In this video I see a random dude, speaking outside his retirement home.

And he has the audacity to bash Directs for being low key...

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MAN1AC

He's wrong about the Directs losing interest.
Its actually been the opposite. the Smash Bros Direct had over a million views in NA last time I looked and their last few had significantly more than the Directs last year. Most Nintendo supporters have realized that this is where the majority of their games will be announced for the foreseeable future. I like Patcher but its pretty clear that he didn't even bother doing research before making that comment.

Nintendo fans have proven time and time again that you don't vote with your wallet. You guys have big mouths and lov eto post on the internet about how everybody should love Nintendo and not bash Nintendo because they're the best...but you don't vote with your Wallets. So I actually think everyone who posts positive comments about Nintendo should be required to post the serial number of their Wii U as part of their post, because my guess is that half the people don't have a Wii U

This would be interesting though.

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LzWinky

If he makes people mad, why do they continue to watch him? Is it some internet rule?

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Taceus

Gonna' have to agree with MAN1AC. That would be very interesting, as long as it works for negative as well.

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jariw

He's in "entertainment" and he knows he will provoke more if he doesn't do his research (and a good E3 conference according to him is a show with live bands playing anyway). Credit to him for leaving at least some of his SSB confusion in the footage. Personally, I think he was entertaining but a bit over-the-top in his attempts to provoke.

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UGXwolf

Maelstrom wrote:

That was seriously painful. I can't even say how many things he got wrong. How is he even qualified to be an analyst?

See, the thing is, Pachter is a BUSINESS analyst. Not a GAMING analyst. Nintendo doesn't run themselves like a typical business, and certainly not like any American business, which is what Pachter is used to. You'd think after all this time he'd have realized this, but I pretty much equate him to the kid that sucks at a game and then accuses the game of being stupid and anyone who's good at it clearly has no life.

Funny enough, he seems to be right enough of the time, when it comes to Microsoft, and even Sony has a tendency to wind up doing some of the things he predicts or suggests. He'll never understand Nintendo, though, because he refuses to consider them a legitimate company.

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CaviarMeths

You can buy the entire Mass Effect trilogy on PS3 or Xbox 360 for $50.
Or you can buy just Mass Effect 3 on Wii U for $60.

Hmm...

Yeah, Pach is right. I do vote with my wallet. I vote to not be exploited by 3rd parties like EA. Too bad I'm not allowed to vote to not be criticized for making appropriate decisions as a consumer.

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cookiex

Moorpheel wrote:

Who is Pach

A misspelling of Pac-Man.

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MAB

I'm sure we would all talk like the Pach if we were collecting a briefcase of cash from Microsoft

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Nintenjoe64

I'm glad his name wasn't mentioned in the title. People like MP only exist because people keep talking about him. If his articles only got 4 comments, no website would ever bother regurgitating his nonsense.

I only posted this to get my avatar as the forum's thumbnail.

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