Topic: Create a random "fact" about a Nintendo character

• Rhythm Girl from Rhythm Heaven is actually Nintendo's official mascot, not Mario.
• Mario Kart 8 is the last Mario Kart in the official Mario Kart timeline. They all had to quit when the police found out they didn't have proof of insurance for their karts.
• Eiji Aonuma felt that his first Zelda game was getting far too much attention, so he fabricated the BEN DROWNED story to annoy the heck out of everyone with the constant creepy Miiverse posts.
• The Zelda Wii U tech demo has it's own place in a fourth tangent on the Wii U timeline, in a dimension where only the Temple of Time exists. Link is born as a full-grown abnormally tan adult male, walks into the temple, gets attacked by a giant spider, then everything ceases to exist. Day and Night appears to have no regular pattern in this dimension. It's as though some outside force is controlling it pseudo-randomly.
• Every picture of Hideki Konno in the media is photoshopped to make him look taller, by his request.

EDIT:

• Mr. Resetti has another brother, a step-brother named Mr. Forgetti. He would always forget to save before turning off his game consoles. Mr. Resetti has slowly become bitter over many instances on the matter.

Wolf was never really a villain in Star Fox 64. He tricked Andross and Andrew so he could dual against Fox. He did this because he wanted to make sure Fox was prepared to destroy Andross.

Moreover, Wolf is really just the hero's spirit of Twilight Princess Link given a cloned body. He's only antagonistic because he is operating on ancient immigration laws, made when Hyrule was really racist.

Kirby was once part of a death metal band.

Feraligatr is actually the keeper of the underwater city of Atlantis.

Water you talking about!? They literally made a movie explaining that Manaphy was just that (and that May could have replaced Samus in Other M.)

Barbatos is actually a Gerudo male who dyed is hair blue and really hates items.
Also he was totes not ToD2, and was in MM 3d if you squint real hard enough.

• Peach is actually the third Mario sibling, and it's exactly as weird as it sounds.
• The Sheikah tribe doesn't and never did exist. Archaeological evidence such as the Sheikah Stones are all an extremely elaborate hoax, originally intended as a practical joke that nobody got. Impa is in fact an ugly Goron.
• Captain Falcon auditioned for the role of Wonder Blue, but Kamiya decided to go with a slightly taller actor.
• Popo and Nana were excluded from Smash 4 by their own request. They decided to take time off from smashing to try their hand at scenario writing for other video game companies. Their first commercial product, The Order: 1886, shipped this year.
• Ditto is in every Smash game.

Captain Cuttlefish is actual crazy and made up the stories of the Great Turf Wars so he could harass the Octarians.

The Pikmin are, in fact, the ones manipulating Olimar to do their bidding, not the other way around.

Ganondorf is socially awkward, so he secretly likes the seclusion of being sealed away. For this reason, he always lets Link win.

Mario was actually created by Charles Martinet, and Miyamoto is Mario's voice actor. This is a common misconception in the West, due to mistranslation.

Ms. Pac-Man hates her parents for not just naming her "Pac-Woman." (I know she isn't a Nintendo character, but... still.)

Samus is a male in a suit that make him looks like a female inside a suit that make him look like a robot.

Peach gets kidnapped on purpose to help him lose weight, not knowing he eats during the whole adventure.

Smash is actually just Dittos who transformed and forgot they were Dittos. Sometimes they get into fights which is how they made Smash.

The Samus Aran from Other M is not the Samus Aran from the other Metroid games. FACT!!!!

Ness is actually Youngster Joey. After he events of Earthbound, he teleported to the world of pokemon and took a blow to the head. That top percentage Rattata of his just happened to be the first thing he saw.

Peach lost her virginity to me.

The Smash Timeline is reverse and between each Smash game the characters die and the "Original" 12 are the last 12 survivors.

Inklings are neither kids nor squids. They're actually genetically-engineered lampshades.

@Not_Soos: Now I want a Inkling-shaped lamp!

Waluigi is an allegory for the Cold War.

Donkey Kong is actually a furry in a costume.