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Digiki

I was just reading a few z-skits from Tales of Symphonia, here are two great ones.


043 "Great Mysterious Handsome Warrior"


Zelos: Did you see that? That was the Great Mysterious Masked Handsome
Warrior Zelos at work!

Genis: Hey, can I ask you a question? Mr. Mysterious Masked Handsome
Warrior?

Zelos: Certainly, young man. Ask me anything you like.

Genis: If you're wearing a mask, how can anyone tell that you're handsome?

Zelos: Well, it's obvious when you see my unmasked face, right?

Sheena: I'd like to ask something, too.

Zelos: Ah, Great-Chested Sheena. Ask me anything.

Sheena: If you're supposed to be mysterious, why are you still using your
name, "Zelos?"

Zelos: Ah, well, that's...

Presea: May I ask something, as well?

Zelos: Wh...what is it, my dear Presea?

Presea: Are you hiding your face because that outfit is embarrassing?

Zelos: ...Ahh! You hurt my feelings!


044 "Fifteen Years From Now"


Genis: Hmm? Zelos is talking to a little girl.

Sheena: Maybe she's lost. What do you know, he has some good points after
all.

Zelos: Hey, you two.

Sheena: I'm surprised. I didn't expect you to like children.

Genis: What were you talking with her about?

Zelos: What else? You know how much of a romantic I am. I promised her
that we'd be reunited by destiny fifteen years from now.

Sheena: ...You're the biggest idiot I've ever known!

Zelos: Oww?...Why is she so mad all of a sudden?

Genis: Gee, I wonder why? Maybe you should try looking inward for the
answer.

Zelos: ?

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weirdproq

"All your base now belong to us"

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weirdproq

"There's only one Ego for this job and it's a really big one!" from Earthworm Jim 3D.

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Vander

This has been mentioned, but, "That's why you're still a kid!" -Onslaught

another one: "Don't be a Tuna Head!" -maniac mansion (amazing NES game, hope it comes out on the VC)

And of course anything Fawful says is classic.

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Noire

'Sit your ass down in that chair and drink some goddamn tea!' - Cid Highwind, FINAL FANTASY VII

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

WAM2

Anything Glados From Portal says. Like,
"I shall give you helpful tips. For example: the floor in this room is covered in acid. Try not to touch it."
"'(extremely dorky voice)Hello!' That's what you sound like to me! 'Hello!"
There are so many others...
And also, "That didn't happen." (The prince from PoP:SoT occasionally after getting a game over)

WAM2

PolarBeer

Any thing Jon Irenicus says from Baldur's Gate 2 for PC.

"Follow, and receive the gift you are owed by the blood in your veins. Follow, if only to protect the weak that fell because of you."

"I'm making electricity, and you look like an ***hole." - Nikola Tesla to Thomas Edison

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a very silly place.

LordJumpMad

SSBB: Snake: "Samus took her clothes off!"

Classic

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SpentAllMyTokens

Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow: "I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." So true!

I only hope that my broken Chinese is as amusing to people here as poorly video games and their manuals from the late 80's were to us.

I am way too lazy to think of something clever.
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Chrono_Cross

Everything the Cha-Cha from Monster Hunter 3 says.

Just for you.
"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear." - Freddie Mercury

Kingbuilder

"True connoiseurs know that this is the ultimate shovel of the highest quality." - Mother 3

“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.” - "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

MrWout

Well almost every line of Dungeon Keeper, it was the first videogame that I played consciously, (I was seven years back then, and I had ofcourse already played mario, tetris etc. on my gameboy but that's not really the same ) The version I had was also in dutch which makes it freaking hilarious.
"Je dondersteentjes worden aangevallen"/"your "workers" are bein attacked"
"Je wezens gaan onderling op de vuist"/"your creatures are fighting one another"

I know the rudimentary english translations don't really sound funny, but in dutch it is really funny, and above that we aren't really used to having games translated in dutch and especially not voice acting.

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MrWout

Splat

"It is dangerous to go alone! Take this." ~ Old Man in the very begining of "The Legend of Zelda" when he gives you the wooden sword.

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Ninten

"Doesn't this just beat all?" - Rei from Breath of Fire III.

Dragons are cool~ Wii FC: 8902 4871 6029 9319
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[19:48] Ninten: lz, your avatar is weird.
[19:48] Ninten: Reggie is like..."Duh, no Mother series for you Americans!"
[19:49] lz2010: That was the point Ninten ;)

Noire

'You think when you die, everything's gonna be all sugar and rainbows?!' - Sazh Katzroy, FINAL FANTASY XIII

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

SuperJim64

speaking of FF IX
"so soft"

...it may have been, "ooh, so soft"

it's been along time since I played it.

SuperJim64

Kingbuilder

Mike:

  • I can't keep burdening Lisa forever, but I do have a happy box and nice-bodied girls like Nan and Linda here to keep me company, so I'm pretty happy in my own way. Nyahahahaha!

Linda:

  • I'm sorry, Mike, but that's called sexual harassment these days.

Mike:

  • This is a hard world we live in now. How disappointing.

Mother 3

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“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.” - "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

Collinhall

"Someday, when I'm bigger, I WANNA FIGHT THAT MARIO AGAIN!" From Sunshine, what a lame final battle that was, but that stupid, but funny line made up for it! (The only was it sounds good is if you say it in bowser jr's sunshine voice)

Kirbys will eat your soul at night.

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