Topic: Best review of Elevator Action I've ever seen.

And lord knows you've seen your share of Elevator Action reviews.

If there's one tired genre that needed a reboot, it's Elevator Action reviews.

Wow, that is the best review I've seen of any game.

Is there any chance that Nintendo Life would hire this guy as a reviewer?

Umm...what the fart?

XD The ending was hilarious.

It all makes sense now

Not bad. This is one of my favourite Taito games. I wish the Famicom port was better, but I can live with it.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm sure you could, shpydar. You just need to believe in yourself.

Dont stop....believing...gotta hold on to that feeling.

I would like to take some time away from my busy schedule of licking Doritos off of my chest to give thanks.

Alright, back to that

Wait what

You tell us lol

I take a lot of pills before each and every meal. And snack.

And I sure do snack a lot...

I can only imagine this is what your life is like:

Naw, I get plenty of messages. Which is a shame, 'cause I put tin foil on to keep the aliens out... but now, I get daily messages from L. Ron Hubbard's cousin Juan-Pierre about how if I offer a $100,000 deposit he will put $5 million in my account while he escapes Mars en route back to Earth, and I get to keep my half of it.

Silly Juan-Pierre. That's the one place your cousin said your thetan should never, ever go...

Thanks for sharing... I guess.

You're very much welcome! Tell the kid who got sucked into the screen during the Cheetahmen intro that I said hi, plz.

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