Topic: Hottest version of Zelda

So which version of Zelda do you think is the cutest/ hottest? My vote?
3. Hyrule warriors
2. Breath of the wild
1. Skyward sword

....None of them....

Has to be Ocarina of Time, right? Considering there's two fire dungeons in the game, the latter of which you need a special tunic to resist the heat. I get sweaty just thinking about it.

You aren’t exactly helping those games y’know.

None? Never really thought of Zelda that way.

To be fair, seeing as we're on a fan site that no one important (in terms of the series) is likely to read, this thread isn't likely to hinder the series in any way either (heck, even if they did read it, I doubt this thread would have any impact...).

Hmm...This is a toughie.

On one hand there's Zelda from Skyward Sword who had to travel Farore-knows-where with Impa. One of those scenes was in Lanaryu Desert, which I'm sure gets QUITE hot.

On the other, there's Spirit Tracks. While she wasn't in her physical body per se, I would think carrying Toon Link through lava even in a possessed suit of armor wouldn't exactly be a fun job.

(Edit: In all seriousness, I've NEVER thought of Zelda this way....)

Well you can look up her dress in Smash, so...that version I guess? (also there's mods out there, she has a bikini now, lol)

[In my best Mean Girls voice] "Ohmygod! I heard that Breath-of-the-whatever game is, like, sooooo hot right now!"

As the first mod to reply to this, this thread is now responsibility of @Joeynator3000.

I mean, I kinda wanna lock it because it's stupid, but...I dunno. Sometimes I may lock something and people are like "nah it's fine leave it be"...

Can't say I find photons all that attractive

Hyrule Warriors easily. Not even close.

Well you're screwed then. Cos that's all your eyes can operate with.

@RR529 I would kindly ask you to not take my sardonic remark so seriously.

But more seriously, Skyward Sword and Hyrule Warriors are already sort of waifu simulators, so my post was in reference to that.

Zelda Williams, because she's a real person

Wouldn't that imply that blind people can't find people attractive because they can't see? May as well say this is attractive:

Although that cluster 431 pixels across and 113 down... kinky.

i'm telling her you said that. owo

Wind Waker's cute and my favorite but hot ... I really don't know.

They all beat the one on Terrahawks.

@KryptoKrunch somebody's taking inspirashion from jwittz!

No puppet?

(I still think this thread is dumb BTW, but perhaps we can still discuss Zeldas in a way that's not reductive and slobbering.)