Topic: Peta’s Kitten Squad

PETA released Kitten Squad for free today on the US EShop.

Played binding of Isaac: peta edition and is now being deleted. Rooms go on forever, coins overlay gun powerups making them hard to see, enemies bumrush you so many hearts is dropped to compensate, gameplay is overall comatose.

Would rather do another run on enter the gungeon.

I heard about this from YouTube. It’s apparently decent if you can overlook the glitches and preachiness.

Game has microtransactions which aren't even listed or available on eShop yet despite having an option to check them out in game, Peta probably forgot to rev them up i'm guessing ¯(ツ)/¯

PETA is hypocritical garbage.
Don't anyone give them the benefit of downloads, regardless of whether the game is free or not.
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@SheldonRandoms Microtransactions are also listed as part of the ESRB ratings.

I would’ve never thought that a PETA game would ever be on a Nintendo console. Just a year ago, they sent Nintendo a letter about the wrongs of milking cow, then the next week Nintendo representatives milked a cow and uploaded it to the official Nintendo YouTube channel!

Eh it’s not terrible or anything. It’s a mindless twin stick shooter with random levels. Rather entertaining for short sessions. Kinda like a binding of isaac lite.

There’s main “story” quests and side quests, each main quest comes with a very very PETA introduction and they seem to feature unique backgrounds and room configurations about halfway through the quest, so that’s good. Some variety.

There’s a few types of enemies and weapons, they all do different things. Some weapons are considerably worse than others, and unless you memorize how they all look there’s no real way to tell which does what. It’s very easy to pick them up in the chaos of explosions and coins too, which can ruin a run.

You get way more money than there’s things to spend it on, so I dunno what’s the point. It only seems to have cosmetic things to purchase, no permanent buffs or interesting things like that. Only the cats can wear hats and glasses, but there’s some other animals you can play as.

I only played through one quest and a half so far. So who knows if it opens up as you clear more, or if it stagnates. The second quest I started did feature some new obstacles though.

Can’t say I’ll play it over and over for hundreds of hours, but I also don’t feel the urge to delete it.

This is definitely my new favorite video game because it encourage compassion, not violence. Thanks, PETA!

Exactly what I cam here to post. @the_shpydar Your amazing mind reading powers at work again 😮

@KimMarie Oh look a mindless PETA drone has wondered into the site. Of course if you really read and researched what PETA does your statement is a complete oxymoron.

qft

PETA is one of those companies that is genuinely as awful as you think they are, no hyperbole.

It's pretty decent for a free game. I like it better than Binding of Issac. I make sure to skip the cut scenes though.

Also @Yosheel Really? You have enough coins to buy the robo cats?

I actually didn’t check the prices for everything, I noticed most things were cheap though. However completing the story missions gives quite a good amount of money.

My mind went straight to buying the cow.

Does the selection of the store increase with the missions? I recall having less options than someone else on a video I watched.

I’d like the cutscenes more if they were more consistent with the speed of the text, it cuts up rather fast at times.