First and foremost for my theoretical mate: She's a Christian.

From there, I would prefer she's something of a geek as well. Smart, pretty, at least a passing interest in video games. Very similar to DaDun's description in a number of ways, actually.

I already have a perfect template down, but she isn't interested in me, so I have to somehow find a personality clone of her out there or something.

EDIT: Before someone comes along and points out the obvious flaw in the previous paragraph, I'll clarify: Personality clone with the one major difference being that she actually DOES love me.

I always wanted a girl that was funny and didn't take herself too seriously. I just never expected to find one that could tear me a new on Samurai Shodown.

This might sound strange to someone, but I want a girl with a well education and moral values. Last girl I went out was proud that she had begun smoking at the age of freaking 11. Sure, I am not a saint and I smoked too for a time - but 11 and still proud of it??

Then I want a girl that
a) isnt shy or insanely complecated - because I hate that
b) has some character - if she seems like a cardboard cutout clone that cant think beyond her mobile phone - then bleh
c) good humor - I love to make jokes and ironic commentary based on stuff that happens around myself (without beeing really mean) - if she cant (under)stand that, we are doomed

I hear ya SeniorDingDong, last girl I was with got out of the "Projects", but she was proud that she was from the "Projects" and wanted to hang out with all the "hood"-like people. After I broke up with her she started taking a rapper and had 2 babies, no job, free apartment in the "Projects".

I don't mind much as long as she doesn't have a penis. Or three breasts...

Just more lady to love, baby!

EPIC WIN! I guess two is "not enough breast" for you, eh?

My ideal girlfriend? I'd like someone who shares my interests, who's smart, a girlfriend that understands me and I can understand her. As for looks, I'm not fussed but I have a thing for Asian girls and redheads with a bob cut hairstyle. That last bit may seem weird but I don't care.

Good luck finding an Asian redhead. From what we've been studying in biology that's physically impossible, as all asian babies will end up as Hh or HH, with H being dominant black hair and h being recessive red. What you need is a bottle of dye...
(Fully aware you meant one or the other, BTW)

Damned Wario's Woods for starting this whole thing. It was funnier when he said it before, though.

Also: @Pegasus: I'm not stalking. It's called "following around".

To be fair, Kelly is a Unisex name and Wiiloveit is a Gentleman Stalker. It adds up

I've already got her =].

Hm, that's probably true. Well, by like rugby, I mean wear my rugby shirts to bed and pretend to think watching it is alright. Oh, and she'd mustn't like football (soccer as the yanks call it) - goodness no to that!

Agreed, the second was merely obligatory. Besides, I am personally much less likely to remark about breast requirements and much more likely to be found ogling in the style of this man of refined taste:

@Nanaki - The likelihood of finding that sort of girl is about 437230-1. Good luck.

@Terranigma: "about"? That seems pretty specific if you ask me. Also: my Kelly is a she.

@Locke Cole: Seeing as you are from the United Kingdom, there is a possibility that you like MY Kelly. So tell me this: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? Then I'll believe you.

No I assure you I don't like YOUR Kelly xD. My partner is Debbie and she lives in England, Dudley, Stourbridge. If you've ever heard of the place.

Nobody touches my Kelly. End of conversation.

Don't worry I have no intention to xD.

As long as she "gets me" and doesn't take herself seriously.... I'm game, also, I don't mind if she's all make up or fashionist, as long as she's a humble person and kind with others, to me that's more important than anything else, people tend to judge people based on their looks... OH, and if she doesn't like music... thanks but no thanks.... you can't trust anyone who doesn't like music