Forums

Topic: Your Ideal Partner

Posts 21 to 40 of 68

Stuffgamer1

First and foremost for my theoretical mate: She's a Christian.

From there, I would prefer she's something of a geek as well. Smart, pretty, at least a passing interest in video games. Very similar to DaDun's description in a number of ways, actually.

I already have a perfect template down, but she isn't interested in me, so I have to somehow find a personality clone of her out there or something.

EDIT: Before someone comes along and points out the obvious flaw in the previous paragraph, I'll clarify: Personality clone with the one major difference being that she actually DOES love me.

Edited on by Stuffgamer1

My Backloggery Updated sporadically. Got my important online ID's on there, anyway. :P

Nintendo Network ID: Stuffgamer1

Corbs

I always wanted a girl that was funny and didn't take herself too seriously. I just never expected to find one that could tear me a new on Samurai Shodown.

Plain old gamer :)

SeniorDingDong

This might sound strange to someone, but I want a girl with a well education and moral values. Last girl I went out was proud that she had begun smoking at the age of freaking 11. Sure, I am not a saint and I smoked too for a time - but 11 and still proud of it??

Then I want a girl that
a) isnt shy or insanely complecated - because I hate that
b) has some character - if she seems like a cardboard cutout clone that cant think beyond her mobile phone - then bleh
c) good humor - I love to make jokes and ironic commentary based on stuff that happens around myself (without beeing really mean) - if she cant (under)stand that, we are doomed

Edited on by SeniorDingDong

SeniorDingDong

y2josh

I hear ya SeniorDingDong, last girl I was with got out of the "Projects", but she was proud that she was from the "Projects" and wanted to hang out with all the "hood"-like people. After I broke up with her she started taking a rapper and had 2 babies, no job, free apartment in the "Projects".

y2josh

Kim_Jong-Il

I don't mind much as long as she doesn't have a penis. Or three breasts...

Kim_Jong-Il

Wiiloveit

Kim+Jong-II wrote:

I don't mind much as long as she doesn't have a penis. Or three breasts...

Just more lady to love, baby!

Wiiloveit

Kim_Jong-Il

Wiiloveit wrote:

Kim+Jong-II wrote:

I don't mind much as long as she doesn't have a penis. Or three breasts...

Just more lady to love, baby!

EPIC WIN! I guess two is "not enough breast" for you, eh?

Edited on by Kim_Jong-Il

Kim_Jong-Il

Kim_Jong-Il

Terranigma wrote:

My ideal girlfriend? I'd like someone who shares my interests, who's smart, a girlfriend that understands me and I can understand her. As for looks, I'm not fussed but I have a thing for Asian girls and redheads with a bob cut hairstyle. That last bit may seem weird but I don't care.

Good luck finding an Asian redhead. From what we've been studying in biology that's physically impossible, as all asian babies will end up as Hh or HH, with H being dominant black hair and h being recessive red. What you need is a bottle of dye...
(Fully aware you meant one or the other, BTW)

Kim_Jong-Il

Wiiloveit

Kim+Jong-II wrote:

Wiiloveit wrote:

Kim+Jong-II wrote:

I don't mind much as long as she doesn't have a penis. Or three breasts...

Just more lady to love, baby!

EPIC WIN! I guess two is "not enough breast" for you, eh?

Damned Wario's Woods for starting this whole thing. It was funnier when he said it before, though.

Also: @Pegasus: I'm not stalking. It's called "following around".

Wiiloveit

Nanaki

AlexSays wrote:

Nanaki wrote:

Here's my list:

She'd love rugby
She'd not mind tattoos

Pretty simple.

Well the tattoo thing okay, but you're really limiting yourself with the rugby thing. lol

Hm, that's probably true. Well, by like rugby, I mean wear my rugby shirts to bed and pretend to think watching it is alright. Oh, and she'd mustn't like football (soccer as the yanks call it) - goodness no to that!

Nanaki

warioswoods

Wiiloveit wrote:

Damned Wario's Woods for starting this whole thing. It was funnier when he said it before, though.

Agreed, the second was merely obligatory. Besides, I am personally much less likely to remark about breast requirements and much more likely to be found ogling in the style of this man of refined taste:

Jerichoholic+Josh wrote:

The chick at Pizza Hut with the huge rear. Very nice.

Edited on by warioswoods

Twitter is a good place to throw your nonsense.
Wii FC: 8378 9716 1696 8633 || "How can mushrooms give you extra life? Get the green ones." -

Wiiloveit

@Terranigma: "about"? That seems pretty specific if you ask me. Also: my Kelly is a she.

@Locke Cole: Seeing as you are from the United Kingdom, there is a possibility that you like MY Kelly. So tell me this: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? Then I'll believe you.

Wiiloveit

MoogleMuffins

Wiiloveit wrote:

@Terranigma: "about"? That seems pretty specific if you ask me. Also: my Kelly is a she.

@Locke Cole: Seeing as you are from the United Kingdom, there is a possibility that you like MY Kelly. So tell me this: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? Then I'll believe you.

No I assure you I don't like YOUR Kelly xD. My partner is Debbie and she lives in England, Dudley, Stourbridge. If you've ever heard of the place.

]

3DS Friend Code: 1332-7818-1153 | Nintendo Network ID: MoogleMuffins

Wiiloveit

Locke+Cole wrote:

Wiiloveit wrote:

@Terranigma: "about"? That seems pretty specific if you ask me. Also: my Kelly is a she.

@Locke Cole: Seeing as you are from the United Kingdom, there is a possibility that you like MY Kelly. So tell me this: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? Then I'll believe you.

No I assure you I don't like YOUR Kelly xD. My partner is Debbie and she lives in England, Dudley, Stourbridge. If you've ever heard of the place.

Nobody touches my Kelly. End of conversation.

Wiiloveit

MoogleMuffins

Wiiloveit wrote:

Locke+Cole wrote:

Wiiloveit wrote:

@Terranigma: "about"? That seems pretty specific if you ask me. Also: my Kelly is a she.

@Locke Cole: Seeing as you are from the United Kingdom, there is a possibility that you like MY Kelly. So tell me this: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? Then I'll believe you.

No I assure you I don't like YOUR Kelly xD. My partner is Debbie and she lives in England, Dudley, Stourbridge. If you've ever heard of the place.

Nobody touches my Kelly. End of conversation.

Don't worry I have no intention to xD.

Edited on by MoogleMuffins

]

3DS Friend Code: 1332-7818-1153 | Nintendo Network ID: MoogleMuffins

rustythekid

As long as she "gets me" and doesn't take herself seriously.... I'm game, also, I don't mind if she's all make up or fashionist, as long as she's a humble person and kind with others, to me that's more important than anything else, people tend to judge people based on their looks... OH, and if she doesn't like music... thanks but no thanks.... you can't trust anyone who doesn't like music

rustythekid

Modern_Legend

rustythekid wrote:

As long as she "gets me" and doesn't take herself seriously.... I'm game, also, I don't mind if she's all make up or fashionist, as long as she's a humble person and kind with others, to me that's more important than anything else, people tend to judge people based on their looks... OH, and if she doesn't like music... thanks but no thanks.... you can't trust anyone who doesn't like music

Agreed, not liking music means she is missing a language i desire to speak often lol

PSN ID: MixedMajik
Wii Number - 5995 0961 9020 5722 SSBB - 1504 5385 8344 Mario Kart Wii - 5327 1326 6518 Bomberman Blast 5370 8314 4869 Water Warfare 5327 9207 9563 http://www.nintendoli...

Corbs

I was standing at a Samurai Shodown arcade game in the arcade where my wife was working at the time while going to college in the day. I kept going in there to talk to her and show off my mad shodown fighting skills to her in the hopes of getting a date with her. I thought she was impressed until one night she walked up, popped a quarter in, and then proceeded to take me apart. I knew then, she was the one. And it's also the reason I never remove the Samurai Shodown game from my cabinet. I'll change all the others out, but that game has been in there since day one and shall remain so.

Edited on by Corbs

Plain old gamer :)

VALERHU

Corbie wrote:

I was standing at a Samurai Shodown arcade game in the arcade where my wife was working at the time while going to college in the day. I kept going in there to talk to her and show off my mad shodown fighting skills to her in the hopes of getting a date with her. I thought she was impressed until one night she walked up, popped a quarter in, and then proceeded to take me apart. I knew then, she was the one. And it's also the reason I never remove the Samurai Shodown game from my cabinet. I'll change all the others out, but that game has been in there since day one and shall remain so.

I think this story isn't finished yet.

</sarcasm>

This topic has been archived, no further posts can be added.