And go to buy something embarrasing, but when you get to the checkout, you realise that Miyamoto is serving the customers, to researach for a new game he's designing.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE FACE OF EMBARRASMENT IN FRONT OF YOUR LORD GOD FATHER FIGURE THING?!?
I ask him ... do you like My Little Pony too, Miyamoto? Who is your favorite pony?
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#3. Remember to NEVER ask him (or any Japanese person) if they think what I'm buying is weird. Why? Because the Japanese will always find something weirder.
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If I was in the kind of store that sold products that would embarrass me somehow, I would have to assume that (a) i'm in some kind of a specialty store, since products that would embarrass me aren't sold at just Wal-Mart, lol, and (b) he's been ringing these sorts of products up all day (since that's all they'd sell). Combine that with the fact that he wouldn't know me from Eve, and i wouldn't really be all that embarrassed. :3 plus, the extreme curiosity regarding wtf kind of game he's designing (if he's working in that kind of store) would probably override any lingering traces of embarrassment i'd feel, haha... o______o;;;
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If I was in the kind of store that sold products that would embarrass me somehow, I would have to assume that (a) i'm in some kind of a specialty store, since products that would embarrass me aren't sold at just Wal-Mart, lol, and (b) he's been ringing these sorts of products up all day (since that's all they'd sell). Combine that with the fact that he wouldn't know me from Eve, and i wouldn't really be all that embarrassed. :3 plus, the extreme curiosity regarding wtf kind of game he's designing (if he's working in that kind of store) would probably override any lingering traces of embarrassment i'd feel, haha... o______o;;;
This is 2011. I would be embarrassed just to be going to a store. People would think I don't know how to use the internet.
So you order your food (groceries) online? You buy your shoes and clothes online without being able to try them on first to see if they fit? You bought your car online without being able to test-drive it first?
No wonder people think Americans are lazy. We all sit around on the internet without going places and interacting in real life.
YellowChocobo wrote:
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE FACE OF EMBARRASMENT IN FRONT OF YOUR LORD GOD FATHER FIGURE THING?!?
This is 2011. I would be embarrassed just to be going to a store. People would think I don't know how to use the internet.
So you order your food (groceries) online? You buy your shoes and clothes online without being able to try them on first to see if they fit? You bought your car online without being able to test-drive it first?
No wonder people think Americans are lazy. We all sit around on the internet without going places and interacting in real life.
YellowChocobo wrote:
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE FACE OF EMBARRASMENT IN FRONT OF YOUR LORD GOD FATHER FIGURE THING?!?
I walk up to him and say, "Sign my iPad."
ive done that before. but only groceries when im in france. i dont like going to stores, they scare me....
EDIT: also id try my hand at japanese. ive never learned any, but hey what better time to start! lol
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Don't tell me you actually buy your food at those nasty, unsanitary grocery stores.
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No wonder people think Americans are lazy. We all sit around on the internet without going places and interacting in real life.
holy overreactions, batman! how is what he just said in any way realistic enough for anyone to take literally? :/
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[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
If I was in the kind of store that sold products that would embarrass me somehow, I would have to assume that (a) i'm in some kind of a specialty store, since products that would embarrass me aren't sold at just Wal-Mart, lol, and (b) he's been ringing these sorts of products up all day (since that's all they'd sell). Combine that with the fact that he wouldn't know me from Eve, and i wouldn't really be all that embarrassed. :3 plus, the extreme curiosity regarding wtf kind of game he's designing (if he's working in that kind of store) would probably override any lingering traces of embarrassment i'd feel, haha... o______o;;;
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