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Topic: Wise Sayings from the People Who Said Them

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Robo-goose

Do your best to make up a wise (maybe not wise) and original saying, then say it. Then explain it. Then hope that people didn't have to read the explanation to understand it.

EXAMPLE: Winter's coming, so you had better buy a hat.

Prepare for the future.

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"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

bro2dragons

The people who matter most in a person's life are the ones he speaks to when there's no one around.

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“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29

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bro2dragons

basically, it was something i came up with after thinking for a while about imaginary friends and the like. for example, I never had an imaginary "friend," but instead when i was younger (and still today, sometimes) would talk to an imaginary audience . over the years, i've come to realize about myself that i have a tendency to want to please everybody, something that's been a continual problem for me, as i want to change who i am to accommodate peer pressure. you can also meet people who, when they "talk to themselves" are actually talking to a parent or perhaps a deceased relative, and if you look into that, you can discover somewhat of how much of an impact that person has made on their life. also, as a Christian, some of the people whose faith i admire most, literally talk to God when going about their daily life, just as if He were right there. to me, that shows how dearly they hold the Lord.

it's kinda psychological, i guess, but i've found it to work in a lot of cases. if nothing else, it could be interesting to ponder in your own life.

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“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29

Nintendo Network ID: bro2dragons

Robo-goose

I see what you mean, /offtopic/ I once had two imaginary friends, they were 1. Thomas Jefferson, and 2. The Toilet.

/ontopic/ Don't let the grass grow too high, or it'll become tough to mow.

Putting off work will cause it to pileup. Once you finally decide to tackle it, there will be too much for you to handle.

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"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

LordJumpMad

Remeber in Life!

Your Princess is always in another Castle....

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Raylax

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving probably isn't for you.

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HolyMackerel

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

HolyMackerel

Raylax

HolyMackerel wrote:

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Except when you vomit half a live toad.

Raylax

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HolyMackerel

Raylax wrote:

HolyMackerel wrote:

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Except when you vomit half a live toad.

My cat would probably disagree with all of this, though.

HolyMackerel

LordJumpMad

FIGHT THE POWER!!!

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Raylax

HolyMackerel wrote:

Raylax wrote:

HolyMackerel wrote:

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Except when you vomit half a live toad.

My cat would probably disagree with all of this, though.

If you vomit half a live cat in the morning, then most likely nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Raylax

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HolyMackerel

Raylax wrote:

HolyMackerel wrote:

Raylax wrote:

HolyMackerel wrote:

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Except when you vomit half a live toad.

My cat would probably disagree with all of this, though.

If you vomit half a live cat in the morning, then most likely nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

And by disagree, I mean he would be perfectly happy to eat a live toad, any time of day.

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HolyMackerel

LordJumpMad

Don't Fear The Dead!

Fear The Living!

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Robo-goose

HolyMackerel wrote:

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on Work.
Try again.

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"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

Raylax

HolyMackerel wrote:

[youtube kitten d'aww]

Yep, that's definitely one cold-hearted devourer of toads.

Raylax

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HolyMackerel

Robo-goose wrote:

Winter's coming, so you had better buy a hat.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on weather.
Try again.

JumpMad wrote:

Don't Fear The Dead!

Fear The Living!

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on the undead.
Try again.

Raylax wrote:

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving probably isn't for you.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on low velocity living.
Try again.

@Raylax So it is. So it is.

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HolyMackerel

SuperPeach

Never try to catch a bear with a butterfly net.

This means don't try more than you can handle or you're an idiot if you actually think a butterfly net would hold a bear

@HMack awww so cute!

SuperPeach

LordJumpMad

HolyMackerel wrote:

Robo-goose wrote:

Winter's coming, so you had better buy a hat.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on weather.
Try again.

JumpMad wrote:

Don't Fear The Dead!

Fear The Living!

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on the undead.
Try again.

Raylax wrote:

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving probably isn't for you.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on low velocity living.
Try again.

@Raylax So it is. So it is.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with JumpMad's Laws on Awsomeness
Try again.

For you, the day LordJumpMad graced your threads, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
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Robo-goose

HolyMackerel wrote:

Robo-goose wrote:

Winter's coming, so you had better buy a hat.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on weather.
Try again.

JumpMad wrote:

Don't Fear The Dead!

Fear The Living!

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on the undead.
Try again.

Raylax wrote:

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving probably isn't for you.

Sorry, but I'm completely familiar with Murphy's Laws on high velocity impacts.
Try again.

@Raylax So it is. So it is.

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"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

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