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Topic: Edit: This is not a serious thread..."Wii...Absurd??"

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LzWinky

I want my wii to become an assassin and kill all my enemies.....all of them........I mean YOU!!!

Current games: Everything on Switch

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Ravage

lz2009 wrote:

I want my wii to become an assassin and kill all my enemies.....all of them........I mean YOU!!!

but I'm not a Wii!
Although, if there was something in it for me, I could kill all of your bananas.

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Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Bobpie

How about wish-granting?

The Pie O' Bob be watching you...

SpentAllMyTokens

I'm going to have to go with PhoenixSage on the pizza making ability. Why do consoles not already frozen pizza toaster add ons? My microwave and stove are upstairs darnit. Also, pizza sauce/cheetos dust repelling controller cases, so you don't have to go through a bajillian napkins every time you want to snack and play.

I am way too lazy to think of something clever.
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Ravage

Token+Girl wrote:

I'm going to have to go with PhoenixSage on the pizza making ability. Why do consoles not already frozen pizza toaster add ons? My microwave and stove are upstairs darnit. Also, pizza sauce/cheetos dust repelling controller cases, so you don't have to go through a bajillian napkins every time you want to snack and play.

And the dishes.
Oh! It should print money as well.

Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl."
Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.

V8_Ninja

Being able to put my toes in the disc drive to warm them (my toes) up.

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megaboomface2

i want to be able to but popcorn in the slot and have the wii pop it for me that way i can enjoy something delicious while playing super punch out wait

[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat
[feenie] ya
[tbd] green gabe
[feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards

Noire

Popcorn? Not a bad idea, but for some reason I think that might be dangerous for the moving parts inside the machine, megaboomface.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

megaboomface2

maybe if it made me dream of eating popcorn feenie and also what if the wii 3 made it so we can play when we sleep like if it was real

[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat
[feenie] ya
[tbd] green gabe
[feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards

Noire

Some sort of subconscious meddling during someone's weakest moment, sleep? Not a bad idea, actually. That would make for some interesting scenarios. Only things I'm worried about...dreams follow their own logic patterns, so it may be difficult to force a rigidly-designed game into the subconscious, and what happens when you use a life in the game?

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Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Noire

irken, that is made of winsauce.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

megaboomface2

when you die you wake up but if you just want to sleep then unplug your console and online with every game cause then i would like madworld and every game was co op story mode

[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat
[feenie] ya
[tbd] green gabe
[feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards

TwilightV

irken004 wrote:

I want a Wii that does something similar to this:
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I love you.

TwilightV

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