Topic: Edit: This is not a serious thread..."Wii...Absurd??"

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Name one absurd ability, attachment or software that you wish the Wii had or could do...

Notice: For your safety, I am placing this disclaimer...This is not a serious thread...

Edited on by Danny_August

Direct quote: Bork, Bork, Bork


Shoot cake at me through the disc drive.



Gyro-feedback. So when I move the controller I get a natural resistance response.

PSN Name: EricChatham
Wii FC: 1599-5101-5844-5527
Too many codes to list... E-mail me, add me, and then we'll go from there...
The #2 hookadikka
I have WiiSpeak, The Conduit, COD, All GH/RB, and pretty much everything else online...


I predict this will be the next 50 page long topic.



make my meals, sing me to sleep, dress me, and burp me.

This isent a serios topic!?

Edited on by malpon

This lesbian bar doesent have a fire exit!


I would like a Time Travel device attachment

Or Soup in a Wii. Wait a minute...

Edited on by Terra


3DS Friend Code: 3480-2530-5557 | Nintendo Network ID: HDStockdale


R.O.B. disc-changer (I'm lazy)



Shoot lasers at my enemies

Tomena Sanner: Because dancing businessmen are awesome.


Go to work for me. Do my Laundry. Change the kitty box. Do my grocery shopping. Chew my food and spit it into my mouth. Give me money. Fill up the gas tank. Clean the kitchen. Buy me work boots (I need a new pair). Throw me a surprise party. Buy me a pony or let me ride it and pretend that it's a pony. Peel my bananas before I eat them. Scrub the toilets. Fix the front seat of my van. Change the lightbulbs on the high light fixtures so that I don't have to get the ladder. Clean my gutters. Mow my lawn. Make grass grow in the areas where I can't seem to get grass to grow. Have "relations" with me or just pleasure me in general (yeah, I went there). Fix my kitchen faucet. Prune my trees out back. Tell me amazing stories. Help me pick out what I am going to wear the next day. Type what I am saying. Make beer, coffee, or any beverage of my choice. Play cowboys and Indians with me. Fetch the mail. Beat up people who are mean to me.

Is that enough or should I go on?

Mario Kart code, 4854 6869 0410 "Tim"
Animal Crossings City Folk Code:1119-1011-8429 , Name: Emily, Town: Peachy


The ability to come up with it's own dang ability.

Edited on by Buster13

Flipnote Code: Right, Down, A, Up,B, Right, Left, X


Conquers the world and talks to me in a sexy female voice. I wish Paper Mario 3 was develpoed for it. Has EVERY retro game on the Virtual Console. Sony and Microsoft goes bankrupt. Chuck Norris advetises the Wii. A Princess Rosalina video game was made for the Wii. Pong Toss and It's My Birthday ceases to exist. More NPC games need to made. A 2.5D Sonic Wiiware game needs to be made. Superman 64 and Custer's Revenge need to be remade for WiiWare. The Wii also needs to scratch my back. Nintendo buys Rare back. Kingdom Hearts Wii is born. Mario Kart Wii needs to support Wii Speak.
Also,the Wii needs to play DVDs.
That's not even the HALF the list.



SuperSonic1990 wrote:

Has EVERY retro game on the Virtual Console.

I thought you were not that far from doing that anyways? LOL!

Mario Kart code, 4854 6869 0410 "Tim"
Animal Crossings City Folk Code:1119-1011-8429 , Name: Emily, Town: Peachy


Sean+Aaron wrote:

**Blows a kiss to Suda 51**

Funny.......but a bit (ugg, I used the term 'lol', what have I been reduced to?)

Direct quote: Bork, Bork, Bork


Sean+Aaron wrote:

He's the bomb, who wouldn't want to kiss him; especially after playing No More Heroes!

True...So very true...Albeit quirky...So very true...

Direct quote: Bork, Bork, Bork


I want to be able to put a pizza in the slot and have the Wii cook it for me. That way I can enjoy something delecious while playing Punch-Out!!

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.


The Wii vibrating technology, so as to provide better stimulation feedback while playing with the parental controls. Also, it needs to sing Still Alive to me while I slowly drift off to sleep.

Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl."
Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
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