Topic: Why I Hate Keebler

1) They buy smallish companies and bury their products. Case in point Sunshine Biscuits. When's the last time you even heard of Sunshine Biscuits?
2) Remember when elves was on Peter Jackson, Blizzard, Bethesda and Keebler.
Each trying to outdo the other? Well not any more. Bethesda is all about stealth and not cookies anymore.
3) I read Keebler bought PopCap now it seems no more PopCap games on the 3DS...wait what

I heard they killed the Little Hostess too.

So the cookie company bought popcap? I will send a assassin to kill them.

Yeah, Little Hostess was great, but 2 and 3 had tolerable gameplay and took less than 8 hours to get good so it SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Grow up. Because you are an elf and therefore small and live in a tree to make cookies!

we had a rash of these 'tee hee i'll poke fun at another thread by copying it and changing some of the words' threads around here once, and as i recall it got old pretty quick. let's not start it up again, please :/