Topic: who does this 'theLZdragon' joker think he is, anyway

We shall provide you with a new bucket.

I ain't cleaning that thing.

yeah thats definitely not imported italian furniture.
oldtoiletsonly.
i know an old toilet when i see one

@ogo79 knows fine Italian fixturing when he sees it, i trust his judgment 100%

Curiosity led me in, one eye shut... expecting a war zone.

This is the most accurate depiction of any person ever!

The great thing about mod threads like this is that people can joke and tease in good spirits without things getting out of control.

no one has ever told me that before. im petrified

I just randomly decide to check the NL forums for the first time in a while and seeing this... It makes me shed a tear...

We over-revved up those fryers...

...That said what ever happened to our electric boogaloo?

@theblackdragon Also don't worry, i've been keeping @TheLZdragon while you were away. LZ thinks because he revs the "dragon" in his username, DAT means he gets fire powers and scales DAT block out arrows from Hanzo or something!?!?! WAT A JOKER INDEED! LZ has think and thoughted many things, and he would've gotten away with it too, had it not been for THESE roo named Anth-I mean @SHELDONRANDOMS, WHO IS STILL SWELLTASTICALLY SWELLTASTIC AFTER ALL THESE TIME AND YEARS AND DAY AND EVEN IN CAPS LOCK LOCKING UP! Also LZ tried revving up LIES! LIES! LIES! while dressed up as Reaper......Also except MOAR Overwatch puns and references, since Winston is my waifu in DAT game =0u0= Anyhow, LZ was spreading false information, especially around when the Switch was still called the "NX". I could name many many many manymanymnay examples, 00o0o0o0oh boy, but i'll just let everybody take my word for it, he was spreading dem lies on butter on toast, and by that, I mean he just put butter on the table, and then he took a piece of toast and wiped the butter from the table with said piece of toast, YEEah, I wonder who even does something LIEK THESE (i'll give you a hint, it's LZ, spelt "L" then "Z"). LZ was revving up lies, because he's a liar most of the time, but those lies.......HOW COULD HE JUST DO SOMETHING LIEK THESE IN CAPS LOCK!?!?! I know, it was leg breaking, LIEK getting 5 EMP hacks as Sombra, when you needed 6 to get the spray and trophy. And then our users......our little users who R very near and deer (man deer from those Wii U eshop games has smexy legz btw) to us, which keeps the "life" in "Nintendolife" meaningful and proud and swell....HE WAS MISLEADING THEM, AND NEW USERS IN THESE CAPS LOCK PART WOULD'VE MIGHT'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE! So WAT did THESE kangaroo do!!?! I revved in, and put a stop to LZ's madne-I mean, his poop head ways! LZ tried quacking his lies in my direction, but I avoided his leg breaking lies, and then revved up, with my......oh, that's right, I HAVE THE POWEEEEEERRRRR since you see DAT star next to my thing? Nadda, not Ristar, but DAT little grey star? I got one of those for my years of service on NL, if ya didn't know, and it was because of DAT, I was able to get passed LZ's leg breaking lies, and then I quickly grabbed his banhammer, and I went Reinhardt with it.........Uhhhhhh, Nadda, I didn't ban LZ, I banned his wall of LIES! HIS FORTRESS OF LIES! I BROKE IT'S LEG IN MIDAIR! And as it came crashing down, LZ revved up a veryveryveryveryveryvery loud QUACK of SHAME, because THESE kangaroo just REKT'D his wall fortress of LIES, and as each piece fell, a new smell revved onto Nintendolife, and DAT smell, was salt, because LZ is salty and keeps johnning, but also because I also might've also hit the big salt shaker he was hiding behind his wall fortress of lies....GEWD point, Y did LZ even have that in his wall fortress of lies!?! well......I didn't rev the caps in DAT sentence, but WATEVAH, will fix now. See, back with starting each word with a capital. Anyhow, Why would LZ have such a thing to display in his fortress of lies in the first place? Swell, my theory is he dives into it LIEK Scrooge Mcduck, because deep down, underneath those dragon wings, dragon scales, dragon teeth, and to go even MOAr inside, the dragon guts and wherever the dragon fire comes from (my guess is DAT dragons do yoga, so, to ask, do you do yoga?!?!) is a duck, because LIEK the quack was revved b4, he is really a QUACK...........LZ = QUACK! #LZEQUALSQUACK!!!!............so YEEah, U don't gotta worry bout nothin' cuz i'm here to put a stop to stuff & thangs LIEK THES-OH, uhhhhhhhh, YEEah, other mods are here to do DAT as swell, but they don't type up comments and storys <---- YEEah, WAT?!?1 I meant stroies <----I can't spell!!! storeE <---- DANG IT BOBBY! Stories <---- eh, it's capital in the middle of sentence, it'll have to do I guess.......uhhhh, I think I was talkin' bout us mods. YEEah, new mods were revved, including THESE kangaroo who just revved a story LIEK THESE which is NON-FICTION BTW! and a SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON KING OF THE UNDEADS........AND IS A TERROR! U DON'T GOTTA WORRY, NINTENDO LIFE SHALL BE KEPT SAFE (enough) FROM THOSE DORKS!!!!!!!

@mystman12 Also........IT BREAKS MY LEG IN HAPPINESS U SAID WE OVER-REVVED OF THE FRYERS! Because..........SWEEEELlllllll, let's just say in the first time, we all died, thankfully, THESE roo decided to type an entire fanfic about how I lived while everyone else got REKT'D (I did say in the other one, if you also wanted to live, ya HAD to explain Y U LIVE through THESE!). But how did it end!?! I'll tell you how it ended.......IT OPENED! I FOUND IT! YEEaH, I'M TELL U THE TROOF, I FOUND IT, I FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL, I FOUND THE GOLDEN CORRAL, AND I ATE WHILE I WAS ON LINE, AND I DRANK 2 BIG CUPS OF KICKSTART WHILE I WAS THAR! (Also, DAT was codeword sorta DAT they just opened a Golden Corral where THESE roo lives).

Also, YEEah, since you said DAT, I will end all of THESE with one final thing (for THESE comment, will comment again on THESE thread probability of THESE is high YEEah).....

He doesn't even have neck testicles. He's not divine enough.

So you guys thought you could get the gang back together without giving me a call.

dude re revved as hard as we could. golden corral is 4 ever
@SheldonRandoms
i can guarantee dragon is totally not reading all that lol
@Aviator
you! wheres my sea shell bikini?

@Aviator
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIII
Smuggle me some budgies from your upside-down part of the planet!

@ogo79 It's about @TheLZdragon getting REKT'D, of course she'll read the entire thing ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

@SheldonRandoms
you do have a point there.
everyone loves roasted duck

[quote=Joeynator3000][quote=theblackdragon]

Good to know the NL forums are exactly the same as when I last visited!

oh man just look at this beauty!



a solid 18 k gold toilet.
dang @Joeynator3000
you did a fiiine job of restoring that man. great job!