His tears can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
Here's 2 of my fav's: When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down. Chuch Norris can kill to stones with one bird.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
1. If you see a handicapped parking spot in a parking lot, that does not mean that it is reserved for handicapped people. It does mean that spot is reserved for Chuck Norris, and if you park there, you will soon become handicapped. lol
2. Chuck Norris once met Scooby Doo. Chuck said to himself, "Holy crud!!!! It's a talking dog!!!!" He then proceeded to round house kick Scooby to the face, leaving him with a speech impediment for the rest of his life. lol
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
There's only one I know: If you misspell Chuck Norris in a google search, your one and only result is: www.deadmeat.run Personally, I don't find this one very funny, but other people's have been so far.
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