Topic: What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard Anybody Say!

@MetalMario: the 'over 9000' line has been an internet meme for years, lol.

What happen? Someone set up us the bomb.

Teacher: pentagon...octagon, nonagon, and most people call the rest #-agon..........now you know how to find the number of angles in a polygon. points at girl Lets have you try it, name me a polygon.
Girl: Im gonna say an eight-agon.
everyone laughs

Did you get that from 1 vs 100? I had no clue what they were talking about.

Actually I got it from the intro of a game called Zero Wing. You know the old internet meme, 'All your base are belong to us'?

Oh it was a question on 1 vs 100. I got it wrong, obviously. I couldn't even understand what it was saying.

@MetalMario: have you never the AYB flash video? i can't believe it's almost been 10 years since that hit the internets... here it is on YouTube for you
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Saying Zero wing is the greatest game ever would be pretty dumb too BTW.

"Videogames cause violence."

"im gonna pay hookers in nature"

• my friend

"Oh wow, look! The first Grand Theft Auto - Grand Theft Auto 3!!"

I won't even explain this quote because it's much more hillarious out of context:

"Ah, there's nothing like eating an enchilada while watching someone's nose slowly bleed".

FALCON PUAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wait, what's a nuke?"

• Dimwit

I hear people say stupid things all day. Here is an example.
person "yea id like 10 bucks in gas"
me "sure what pump or you on?"
person" umm i dont know in the truck"

Yea ok i see 6 trucks out side hmm let me just guess which one it is.Why can't anyone ever know what pump they are on??

Here's the queen of idiots:

i once heard someone say miyamoto isn't God. Blasphemy!

Back in 2007, I once read on another message board that Chuck Norris isn't God. That was the last post the guy ever made.

Here's a funny part from the book "Non Campus Mentis." A history professor compiled a book of all the worst statements from his students over the years like this one:

"There was Upper Egypt and Lower Egypt. Lower Egypt was actually farther up than Upper Egypt, which was of course lower down than the upper part."

Believe it!