heres a thread solely for the purpose of poking fun at stupid games. just list a game, put its cover image below, and discuss about how the hell someone could come up with something so stupid.
Seriously!? elf bowling 1 and 2? i looked it up and i cant find elf bowling 1 OR 2, so that means the deveolper just stuck the name 1 and 2 together on the same name to fool people into thinking its a good deal, but, come on, ELF BOWLING!?!?
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"Elf Bowling" was originally a freeware PC game back in 1999. "Elf Bowling 2: Elves in Paradise" came out in the following year. There is even a full review on Gamespot: Elf Bowling Review on Gamespot
@BellGoRiing - Because at elf bowling 1 when you hit the elves, they reveal their buttocks or they squirt blood from their noses. At elf bowling 2(a shuffle board game), the elves are wearing thongs and santa has to fling it.
Any way, if you search the game at google, you can download the separate games for free. It really tore my mind that they sell this for $20 dollars (approx $28 at my place) with no extras or any effort put into it. It is a shallow java game meant for a couple of laughs and that's it. Even if they Put it to Wiiware or dsiware for 200 points, I still wont buy it.
Spelunker. Read the paragraphs about Spelunker 1 and then look at the ways to die on the right hand side.
...quite conveniently ignoring the fact that Spelunker is originally an arcade game, and most of the overkillifications are only present in the not-very-good NES port, but hey.
I saw Elf Bowling THE MOVIE at the store the other day..........
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Really, do they have to make the title sound like ahem.
Anyways, the game is a horrible mess. The annoucer is annoying, the mazes are ridiculously hard, and worst of all the game glitches out like every 5 minutes. WHAT were they THINKING!?! let me rephrase that, WHAT were they SMOKING!?!
They were thinking "let's please all of the people that didn't like Sunshine or thought it wasn't as good as 64." Unless if you're are referring to the "UR MR GAY," which is probably the box artist thinking that all Mario lovers are homosexuals.
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