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Topic: What does your bot do?

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Chunky_Droid

If you were to create a bot in your visage, what would it do? What does it like? I'm curious about this random crap, seriously!

A Chunk-Bot is built solely for the purpose of break dancing, that is dancing in any style necessary to break things. It is powered only by the love of Dracula.

Chunky_Droid

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Ninten

Hahaha, nice topic.

My bot would make you play with a yo-yo, until you can master it. Also, you would have to play a lot of Breath of Fire.

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Reala

Realabot specifications:

learning bot with an interest in cake, can hurl projectiles targeting home owners and burglars alike, will also make loud noises when animals are near, Navi voice track included "hello, link, hello, listen, watchout, hello link, listen" which will go off completely at random at all hours morning, noon and night.

Other special features include prank calling, surfing the web and buying you random things on ebay, Realabot comes with sophisticated hacking software, to access you computer when you aren't around, also hides your keys and remotes, buy now.

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as maker of the thread you get one free, plus a limited edition Navi voice alarm clock, enjoy.

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Reala

Noire

Your purchase of a Feen-Bot is greatly appreciated by the staff and workers of the PhoenixSage RandomVision Corporation, Incorporated. With this wonderful device, you can now be bored to tears daily with bad love stories about a woman who doesn't exist, have all your perfectly normal questions be answered with a perfectly stupid response, be weirded out by her dirty mind and ask 'Why me?' (which will be responded to with the phrase 'Where's the beef?'), wonder where all your adult beverages went, play video games and always win (except get tantrum-attacked), and maybe even fall weirdly in love with a half-bird freak. Your Feen-Bot runs fully and completely on toast, and we recommend peanut butter to get the most out of every slice. Maintenance is easy as one-two-three: change the hot sauce, insert another round of pepperoni pizza, and change the baked chicken inside of the head.

We hope you enjoy!

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Corbs

My bot would save me a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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Plain old gamer :)

Percentful

Corbie wrote:

My bot would save me a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Remember, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance!

Just let it happen.

3DS Friend Code: 5026-4947-0924 | Nintendo Network ID: Percentful

V8_Ninja

My bot would eat crocodiles, fire LOLazers, and fart explosions.

Thanks given to Xkhaoz for that one avatar.
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RandomWiiPlayer

My bot would take over the world.

The Game.

Is it after 9PM EST? You should probably ignore the above post.

Vendetta

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You either know it, or you don't.

No, wait... this:
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I might have to flip a coin here.

Vendetta

Stevie

Oh No Mechagodzilla!!!!!!!!!!!

I would want my robot to do what all good robots should, do all the things I either can't do or don't want to do, and obey my every command. Oh and be capable of taking over the world!!!!

bro2dragons

well, i could start by saying.... RAWR!
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you can use your imagination for the rest.

“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29

Nintendo Network ID: bro2dragons

ganondwarf16

Mine makes waffles, learns ballet, rules the world, stars in oxicleen commercials, gives surgery, and randomly shoots nuclear missiles at various hours in the day. It isn't potty trained and has issues holding its oil. It is also gay so keep an eye on your computer. It only costs 99 easy payments of $9999999999999999999999999999
Edit: it sometimes does multiple things that I mentioned at once(ex making waffles while dancing ballet and flirting with a pc)

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ganondwarf has always been short

retired_account

My bot would finish the games it started making.

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

Well my alter ego Failman, needs a trusty sidekick. Wait did I say trusty? Lol anything related to Failman is anything but. Failbot would completely fail at everything he does. Don't like one person screwing everything up in your life? Well now you have two. There would always be some kind of malfunction with Failbot. It never quite works right ever, no matter how much time and labor you spend fixing him up.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
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ganondwarf16

@dragoon which is obsessively playing NSMBW? you or the bot?

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Vander

My robot would do the robot.

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