LOL....you don't have time to be adopted. You've got a dictatorship to run.

That's right! I keep having the weirdest feeling I'm a juvenile tapir....

@Corbie...dude my wife thinks the name Corbie is a really cool name so don't feel bad. I mean if we have two boys (future) they are gettin named Kari (not pronounced Cary or Cari) and Layton from the Atlanta Thrasher insane goalie Kari Lehtonen. Its better than what I got stuck with....I mean who doesn't know like a thousand Christopher. They didn't even spell right...cause its look way better Kristopher. Those dang parents lol. So maybe if we have 3 boys (God I hope not lolz) we will name the 3 one Corbie.

Freakin right....I mean all them nukes and missles being shot off gots to take a Lot a passionate game time from you huh?

Amen to that!

No kidding. Earlier this year, there were THREE of them working at the store I work at! And we have fewer than 10 employees... All of them are gone now, though. One fired and two transferred. One of them transferred to a store that already had a Kristopher, so that's kind of funny (or not, whatever.).