My name is Nurse Joy and I shall be assisting you today. Your Pokémon look weak; would it be permissible for me to bring them back to full fighting strength?
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Don't worry, I'll bring it back to life. Allow me to take it from you and I'll get to work.
By the way, you have an interesting accent. Are you from up north? You sound like a Sinnohian. I have a sister-in-law up in Sinnoh...nice girl.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
/me does a silent protagonist stair as he hands his Pokemon to Nurse Joy.
Hmm, not a talker, eh? That's fine....I'm kinda lonely and would like to talk, but a lot of silent people walk through these doors...anyways. (heals Pokemon) They're all better now. I hope to see you again.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
My Magikarp needs help. Mental help. Can you provide this help, Nurse Joy?
Mmm, not me I'm afraid. I'm still working on becoming a full-fledged Pokémon doctor...it's a hard life. Anyways, I'll call down a specialist for this one. Just hold on a second.
Would Dr. Evergreen please come to the front desk? Dr. Evergreen to the front desk. Thank you.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
This one won't stop humping people. Can you give it something to make it stop?
Give it something? No. However, I'd suggest allowing it to release it's sexual tension by putting it in a Daycare. That should do the trick. If the problem persists, however, you can always come back and see Behavioral Services. They might be able to help.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Jenny? I"m sorry, you must be thinking of someone else. I'm Joy. Nice to meet you sir. Can I help you?
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
My Staraptor is flailing around uncontrollably! Could you help?
Gets smacked while handing Joy his Staraptor
Blasted thing!
Bashes Staraptor with club. It's a critical hit!
H-hold on! No need for violence! I'll just give it a tranquilizer...there. Hmm, now this is something I don't see very often...I think this poor fellow will need to be taken to a doctor. I don't have the tools to cure him here at the front desk. I'll send him off right away, would you mind waiting over there?
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Yes. I'm terribly sorry about the old magazines...I keep telling the higher-ups that no one wants to read old magazines, but I'm just a lowly front-desk-working nurse, so what do I know? sigh Anyways, you can always change the channel on the TV over there. I heard there was going to be a good match between Lorelei of the Elite Four and an up-and-coming challenger on the Pokémon Battle Network.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Walks in hold the paw of a charmander that is coughing up puffs of smoke and bits of fire
Ummm... Nurse Joy, do you have anything for a cough? As you can see the poor guy isn't feeling so well. And he already set two sets of drapes on fire...
Forums
Topic: Welcome to the Pokémon Center!
Posts 1 to 20 of 96
This topic has been archived, no further posts can be added.