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Noire

My name is Nurse Joy and I shall be assisting you today. Your Pokémon look weak; would it be permissible for me to bring them back to full fighting strength?

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

JeanLuc_Vaycard

My Poogeyman is dead. Help!

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

malpon

/me does a silent protagonist stair as he hands his Pokemon to Nurse Joy.

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This lesbian bar doesent have a fire exit!

hobbes

ding ding ding dong ding

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

Mines limp. I think he needs a good few whacks to get back up again.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Noire

Vaynard wrote:

My Poogeyman is dead. Help!

Don't worry, I'll bring it back to life. Allow me to take it from you and I'll get to work.

By the way, you have an interesting accent. Are you from up north? You sound like a Sinnohian. I have a sister-in-law up in Sinnoh...nice girl.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Noire

malnin wrote:

/me does a silent protagonist stair as he hands his Pokemon to Nurse Joy.

Hmm, not a talker, eh? That's fine....I'm kinda lonely and would like to talk, but a lot of silent people walk through these doors...anyways. (heals Pokemon) They're all better now. I hope to see you again.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

JeanLuc_Vaycard

This one won't stop humping people. Can you give it something to make it stop?

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Noire

Odnetnin wrote:

My Magikarp needs help. Mental help. Can you provide this help, Nurse Joy?

Mmm, not me I'm afraid. I'm still working on becoming a full-fledged Pokémon doctor...it's a hard life. Anyways, I'll call down a specialist for this one. Just hold on a second.

Would Dr. Evergreen please come to the front desk? Dr. Evergreen to the front desk. Thank you.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Aviator

eyes frost over

I love you Nurse Jenny. Won't you mend my heart?

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QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

Noire

Vaynard wrote:

This one won't stop humping people. Can you give it something to make it stop?

Give it something? No. However, I'd suggest allowing it to release it's sexual tension by putting it in a Daycare. That should do the trick. If the problem persists, however, you can always come back and see Behavioral Services. They might be able to help.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Min

My Staraptor is flailing around uncontrollably! Could you help?

Gets smacked while handing Joy his Staraptor

Blasted thing!

Bashes Staraptor with club. It's a critical hit!

The most minlicious of them all.

Nintendo Network ID: Minlicious

Noire

Aviator wrote:

eyes frost over

I love you Nurse Jenny. Won't you mend my heart?

Jenny? I"m sorry, you must be thinking of someone else. I'm Joy. Nice to meet you sir. Can I help you?

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Noire

Min wrote:

My Staraptor is flailing around uncontrollably! Could you help?

Gets smacked while handing Joy his Staraptor

Blasted thing!

Bashes Staraptor with club. It's a critical hit!

H-hold on! No need for violence! I'll just give it a tranquilizer...there. Hmm, now this is something I don't see very often...I think this poor fellow will need to be taken to a doctor. I don't have the tools to cure him here at the front desk. I'll send him off right away, would you mind waiting over there?

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Min

Min waits "over there."

Thanks Nurse Joy.
Old magazines. Really?

The most minlicious of them all.

Nintendo Network ID: Minlicious

Infernape1000

For some reason, my Missingno fainted....

Can you please heal it back to full health?

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Youtube - Infernape1000

Noire

Min wrote:

Thanks Nurse Joy.
Old magazines. Really?

Yes. I'm terribly sorry about the old magazines...I keep telling the higher-ups that no one wants to read old magazines, but I'm just a lowly front-desk-working nurse, so what do I know? sigh Anyways, you can always change the channel on the TV over there. I heard there was going to be a good match between Lorelei of the Elite Four and an up-and-coming challenger on the Pokémon Battle Network.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

malpon

Chancey! /me pushes all the fainted pokemon around on a cart.

Edited on by malpon

This lesbian bar doesent have a fire exit!

hobbes

Walks in hold the paw of a charmander that is coughing up puffs of smoke and bits of fire

Ummm... Nurse Joy, do you have anything for a cough? As you can see the poor guy isn't feeling so well. And he already set two sets of drapes on fire...

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