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Noire

1. Posted:

My name is Nurse Joy and I shall be assisting you today. Your Pokémon look weak; would it be permissible for me to bring them back to full fighting strength?

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

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My Poogeyman is dead. Help!

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malpon

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/me does a silent protagonist stair as he hands his Pokemon to Nurse Joy.

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ding ding ding dong ding

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

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Mines limp. I think he needs a good few whacks to get back up again.

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Noire

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Vaynard wrote:

My Poogeyman is dead. Help!

Don't worry, I'll bring it back to life. Allow me to take it from you and I'll get to work.

By the way, you have an interesting accent. Are you from up north? You sound like a Sinnohian. I have a sister-in-law up in Sinnoh...nice girl.

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Odnetnin

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My Magikarp needs help. Mental help. Can you provide this help, Nurse Joy?

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Noire

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malnin wrote:

/me does a silent protagonist stair as he hands his Pokemon to Nurse Joy.

Hmm, not a talker, eh? That's fine....I'm kinda lonely and would like to talk, but a lot of silent people walk through these doors...anyways. (heals Pokemon) They're all better now. I hope to see you again.

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

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This one won't stop humping people. Can you give it something to make it stop?

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Noire

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Odnetnin wrote:

My Magikarp needs help. Mental help. Can you provide this help, Nurse Joy?

Mmm, not me I'm afraid. I'm still working on becoming a full-fledged Pokémon doctor...it's a hard life. Anyways, I'll call down a specialist for this one. Just hold on a second.

Would Dr. Evergreen please come to the front desk? Dr. Evergreen to the front desk. Thank you.

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Aviator

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eyes frost over

I love you Nurse Jenny. Won't you mend my heart?

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[strong]When you touch me I die,
just a little inside,
I wonder if
this could be love.[/strong]
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Noire

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Vaynard wrote:

This one won't stop humping people. Can you give it something to make it stop?

Give it something? No. However, I'd suggest allowing it to release it's sexual tension by putting it in a Daycare. That should do the trick. If the problem persists, however, you can always come back and see Behavioral Services. They might be able to help.

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Min

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My Staraptor is flailing around uncontrollably! Could you help?

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Bashes Staraptor with club. It's a critical hit!

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Noire

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Aviator wrote:

eyes frost over

I love you Nurse Jenny. Won't you mend my heart?

Jenny? I"m sorry, you must be thinking of someone else. I'm Joy. Nice to meet you sir. Can I help you?

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Noire

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Min wrote:

My Staraptor is flailing around uncontrollably! Could you help?

Gets smacked while handing Joy his Staraptor

Blasted thing!

Bashes Staraptor with club. It's a critical hit!

H-hold on! No need for violence! I'll just give it a tranquilizer...there. Hmm, now this is something I don't see very often...I think this poor fellow will need to be taken to a doctor. I don't have the tools to cure him here at the front desk. I'll send him off right away, would you mind waiting over there?

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Min

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Min waits "over there."

Thanks Nurse Joy.
Old magazines. Really?

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Infernape1000

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For some reason, my Missingno fainted....

Can you please heal it back to full health?

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Noire

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Min wrote:

Thanks Nurse Joy.
Old magazines. Really?

Yes. I'm terribly sorry about the old magazines...I keep telling the higher-ups that no one wants to read old magazines, but I'm just a lowly front-desk-working nurse, so what do I know? sigh Anyways, you can always change the channel on the TV over there. I heard there was going to be a good match between Lorelei of the Elite Four and an up-and-coming challenger on the Pokémon Battle Network.

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malpon

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Chancey! /me pushes all the fainted pokemon around on a cart.

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hobbes

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Walks in hold the paw of a charmander that is coughing up puffs of smoke and bits of fire

Ummm... Nurse Joy, do you have anything for a cough? As you can see the poor guy isn't feeling so well. And he already set two sets of drapes on fire...

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