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longtimegamer

41. Posted:

@Luigi- Use a paper towel to open it then. Besides if everyone washed afterwords, then we wouldn't have to worry about that in the first place.

@Clickity- Right.

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clicketyclick wrote:

Luigi78 wrote:

Dunno!! ;)

I'll give you a hint. People like you sir who don't wash their hands after making the golden rainbow put your filthy winky-touchin' paws on the door, contaminating it with your winky cooties, leading to the statistic that the bathroom doorknob has more germs on it than the hallway floor.

And then, you point to the doorknob that you've dirtied up with your winky cooties and say, "what's the point of washing your hands since the doorknob is so dirty anyway?" Gragh!

He he.Yeah but I don't go in the ladies so there must be some women out there who do the same as me.Lets not make this a male only issue please. And I'll say it again unless your puttin your finger down your snakes eye or peeing all over your hand where are these supposed germs from.Me i just hold it at the base and that way the wee is at least a foot away from me ;) (sorry for being so graphic but it's the only way! :D)

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43. Posted:

@pixelman- Yep, educational And entertaining too. :)
Seriously, I believe it is an important topic to address.

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44. Posted:

longtimegamer wrote:

@pixelman- Yep, educational And entertaining too. :)
Seriously, I believe it is an important topic.

Yes thankyou LTG for bringing this Uber important topic to NL readers attention. I tried the same thing with the old daily log but it was regrettably deleted :(. Hope I don't make your's go the same way :D

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45. Posted:

Luigi, ever notice the rust on the baseboards near a toilet seat? Or the discolouration in the tile grout? It's called splatter and backsplash, dude! And I got news for you, on an atomic level, you're pissing all over your hands no matter how far down the "base" you're clinching it. I'm not even gonna get into what you're touching when you're gettin' your spread on to wipe after you drop one... You might as well be rinsing your hands in the toilet.

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46. Posted:

@luigi78- Hygiene is important.

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48. Posted:

Vendetta wrote:

Luigi, ever notice the rust on the baseboards near a toilet seat? Or the discolouration in the tile grout? It's called splatter and backsplash, dude! And I got news for you, on an atomic level, you're pissing all over your hands no matter how far down the "base" you're clinching it. I'm not even gonna get into what you're touching when you gettin' your spread on to wipe after you drop one... You might as well be rinsing your hands in the toilet.

@Vendetta- Thankyou! Some people don't think of this.

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@pixelman- Some of them might appriciate that this problem is being addressed.

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50. Posted:

Why?

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51. Posted:

Here's my ritual:
1. Do my business
2. Turn on water faucet with bare hands.
3. Wash hands
4. LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING
5. Grab a paper towel or two and dry hands.
6. Use that paper towel to turn off the water faucet.
7. Use the same paper towel to open the door out of the bathroom.
8. Drop the paper towels in the trash outside the door.
There are probably a few more important details I could type, like zip up zipper etc. But I can't be arsed to type all that. :)

Urine is sterile, but people put their wankers in some pretty freaky places sometimes.

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52. Posted:

Vendetta wrote:

Luigi, ever notice the rust on the baseboards near a toilet seat? Or the discolouration in the tile grout? It's called splatter and backsplash, dude! And I got news for you, on an atomic level, you're pissing all over your hands no matter how far down the "base" you're clinching it. I'm not even gonna get into what you're touching when you're gettin' your spread on to wipe after you drop one... You might as well be rinsing your hands in the toilet.

I literally laughed myself to tears after I posted this.

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53. Posted:

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He he.Yeah but I don't go in the ladies so there must be some women out there who do the same as me.Lets not make this a male only issue please. And I'll say it again unless your puttin your finger down your snakes eye or peeing all over your hand where are these supposed germs from.Me i just hold it at the base and that way the wee is at least a foot away from me ;) (sorry for being so graphic but it's the only way! :D)

Women have a much higher frequency of hand-washing than men, as reported in many studies.

And I'll say it again, you don't need to stick your fingers anywhere for germs to get onto your hands. Do you know why there are viruses and bacteria in the US and the exact same ones over here in Canada? Because germs can travel! They can move. They can pack up and head north, all the way up to your hand.

Again, how else do you think the bathroom door got so dirty if not by people touching their willywonkas and then grabbing onto the other knob without washing in between?

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54. Posted:

Glad someone made the backsplash point so I didn't have to. END POINT: Take 30 seconds or so and wash your hands. The doorknob may be dirty but anything COULD be dirty. What kind of excuse is it to not wash your hands? "Well, I would wash my hands today/this week/someday but they're just going to get dirty later."

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56. Posted:

Typhoid Mary, Willy wonkas. Ooooh my gosh. Thanks for that laugh Clickity. I LOVE funny. :D

edit- I especially liked the Typhoid mary part. Good laugh on that one.

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57. Posted:

Luigi78 is spot-on, how does this thread stay alive when our important and insightful 'daily log' thread bit the dust. I still mourn the loss of such a useful one-stop shop for toiletry and dietary information and advice. :(

EDIT: lol @ pixeldude :D

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58. Posted:

Right I think some people are gettin the wrong idea about me here :D. To be honest I rarley use public toilets as in the UK they are generally filthy. I prefer to p**s up a tree to be honest. I am very clean in all other aspects of personal hygiene (well for a monkey anyway) but I think people nowadays are far too obsessed with the idea of germs and stuff.Don't forget you need them to improve your immune system.I am rarely ill so I don't know what you guys are on about, it ain't done me any harm :). Oh and as I said I always wash my hands after a dump thats just good practice.Remember what dosen't kill you makes you stronger :D

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59. Posted:

I like how the face is destroying an Inspiron 600m....at least that's what it looks like. And it deserves it--it was the laptop model that started Dell's slow death spiral (company should be assaulted by the chemical-warfare known as Luigi's hands :) )

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60. Posted:

Ditto everything Luigi just said, if anything you should wash your hands before touching your trouser snake, think of all the dirty things you have been touching, then you touch your python, and unless you sterilise everything before you touch it then you are going to get germs on your hands, worry less live more.

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