Topic: Wash Your Hands!!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Your shooting waste product where though? On your hands ewww!! Then I suggest you take aim a bit more carefully dude. People drink this stuff man it ain't bad! Get a grip people

V -you should wash your hands after that dude.Looks messy!!

@LoL. Vendetta.

Yeah? I'm surprised you didn't suggest I drink it.

Ok let's try again. You know that special place from which the urine issues? That place leads to many gross things. Those gross things, like the urine, can issue forth from the special place. Only, unlike urine, they do not have a projectile force behind them, so they stay in the area, lurking, dripping, creeping, coating, multiplying...

There's a reason why cervical cancer in women is associated with having secks with men, and the reason is NOT because winkies are all clean and sparkly.

Uhh... uhh.. gawrplf.... brawgh...

Why? Why did I have to click this topic right after eating my lunch?

I can give cervical cancer with a handshake.

But that's a long way off from just shaking hands.

Usually.

WOW, I did the exact same thing. This reminds me of the How big is your you-know-what? topic.

If one virus can grow there, so can many others.

My friend who used to be a non-hand-washer (french) got a severe eye infection, then decided to start washing afterwards.

@Pixelman LOL sorry dude

@CC Listen you'll pick up more germs from the door of a public toilet on your way out after you given your hands a good wash than havin a wee so it's a complete waste of time.As for sex well I always make sure my dak is clean and sparkly (especially the sparkles) before embarking upon copulation.Prehaps these women should choose cleaner men to sleep with

@V No don't drink it, thats disgusting man.

AND HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE GERMS GOT ON THE DOORKNOB!!!?

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Clean and sparkly. I love it. heh.
I think this a good topic to bring and maybe make some people more aware of what they're doing.

I tell you what, though. If anything. There're some damn amusing comments here.

@pixelman- LOL!

Like this topic's direction has inevitably headed.

@CC Dunno!!

Oh, I was being lewd, Clix. Don't you know me after all this time?

I love the qualifier about your friend, by the way! That's pretty foul.

I'll give you a hint. People like you sir who don't wash their hands after making the golden rainbow put your filthy winky-touchin' paws on the door, contaminating it with your winky cooties, leading to the statistic that the bathroom doorknob has more germs on it than the hallway floor.

And then, you point to the doorknob that you've dirtied up with your winky cooties and say, "what's the point of washing your hands since the doorknob is so dirty anyway?" Gragh!

I'd leave this topic in disgust... but... it's too amusing.