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Ravage

101. Posted:

Luigi78 wrote:

Oh well. Survival of the fittest dude.Darwin knew what he was on about :)

Actually, Darwin did not coin the term "survival of the fittest." It was coined by Herbert Spencer and was originally used in terms of economics.

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tylero09

102. Posted:

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Ok, missed this tread up until now, just read it through!
A few of the phrases used in this thread so far include: snakes eye, 'clean as a whistle penis', winky, special place, willywonkas and trouser snake - major ROFL :D
And @pixelman many a rofl headed your way, my particular favourite being

pixelman wrote:

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lol :D
Well, don't let me disturb you, keep up the good work guys :D

(Oh, and @monkeyman just wash those paws, mmmkay?)

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Sean_Aaron

103. Posted:

Luigi78 wrote:

my sterile pee and clean as a whistle penis

I'm fairly certain you pee is only sterile to yourself whilst it's in your body and only for a few minutes after leaving it -- it certainly won't be to other people so WASH YOUR HANDS! As to the latter, well we only have your word for it, don't we?

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longtimegamer

104. Posted:

^"So WASH YOUR HANDS!" LoL.
@Sean: Glad to see you feel that way. :) Actually, that so many on this site agree with me about this.

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105. Posted:

Sean+Aaron wrote:

As to the latter, well we only have your word for it, don't we?

I can take piccy's if you want!! Hope you got a widescreen monitor!! :D

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106. Posted:

@Luigi78- Dang! You're still up. What time is it there?

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107. Posted:

@LTG It's 8am here. I've been to beddy byes and now I'm at work :)

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longtimegamer

108. Posted:

ooh, ok. Just about 3am here. Been up since before you went to bed. (should have been to bed myself, by now.)

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109. Posted:

wash your hands MONKEY MAN

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Firkraag

110. Posted:

Let's just say a big chunk of my day goes towards washing my hands often ~2 minutes at a time, doesn't matter what I've done. Damn OCD..

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clicketyclick

111. Posted:

Luigi78 wrote:

maybe you'll catch a deadly disease from my sterile pee and clean as a whistle penis

Oh great, thanks for that. That's just the simile I want to have in mind when I'm blowing a whistle.

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The_Fox

112. Posted:

Luigi78 wrote:

Sean+Aaron wrote:

As to the latter, well we only have your word for it, don't we?

I can take piccy's if you want!! Hope you got a widescreen monitor!! :D

You sure? I hear a life-size representation can fit on my cell phone's screen with room to spare.
Sorry, man, but I just had to do it. It was too easy of a joke to pass on. :D

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113. Posted:

The+Fox wrote:

Luigi78 wrote:

Sean+Aaron wrote:

As to the latter, well we only have your word for it, don't we?

I can take piccy's if you want!! Hope you got a widescreen monitor!! :D

You sure? I hear a life-size representation can fit on my cell phone's screen with room to spare.
Sorry, man, but I just had to do it. It was too easy of a joke to pass on. :D

LOL. Nah it's cool ,I only mentioned it so that he could enjoy my tiny gland in all it's sparkling cleanliness in greater detail. :D

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114. Posted:

clicketyclick wrote:

Luigi78 wrote:

maybe you'll catch a deadly disease from my sterile pee and clean as a whistle penis

Oh great, thanks for that. That's just the simile I want to have in mind when I'm blowing a whistle.

just when i thought this thread couldn't get any more hilarious :D

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Stevie

115. Posted:

I think I can see where most men are going wrong..
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This is good

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Knux

116. Posted:

@Stevie-LOL!

@Luigi78-You NEED to wash your hands whenever you use a restroom. Seriously, no telling what you can catch from other people in other restrooms. Why do you not wash your hands anyway? You deftinely are not going to get any girlfriends without decent hygiene. :P

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Machu

117. Posted:

Seriously Luigidude, you're gonna DIE soon if you don't change your ways. Untitled

Nice pic btw Stevie. :)

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theblackdragon

118. Posted:

SuperSonic1990 wrote:

You deftinely are not going to get any girlfriends without decent hygiene. :P

it's not that he won't get the girlfriends (seriously, who follows their guy into the bathroom to make sure he washes his hands?), it's that he runs the chance of giving them the trots if they hold hands for a while and then get some ice cream (or something else potentially messy that you eat with your hands hahaha). :3

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Machu

119. Posted:

SuperSonic1990 wrote:

You deftinely are not going to get any girlfriends without decent hygiene. :P

Only found reason to read it once thenicedragonlady quoted it. @Sonicdude, the monkey is married with kids, just in case you didn't know. :D

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theblackdragon

120. Posted:

@Chu: ha, i'd forgotten that important point! lol

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