Topic: "Things you can use as a Weapon" GAME

Xbox Kinect: Wear the victim out with endless rounds of Dance Central until they collapse from exhaustion, and if that doesn't work, smack 'em in the head with the thing itself.

A glass of water. Take it, smash the top on a table or something, and you now have a jagged weapon to slice to heart's content with.

I am sure we can all come up with ways to hurt people but does this kinda topic belong on NL?

A bag of chips - Empty it, and put it over your enemy's head.
Wheat Thins - Whittle them down into the shape of ninja stars.
Google - The ultimate knowledge base with which you can search for many other things to make improvised weapons with.
Anything at hardware stores - Duh.

Come on, guys, let's keep it family-friendly, plz... some people are taking this thread a bit too seriously. Remember that we've got a lot of impressionable kids hanging out here at NL, they don't need to be given any ideas from us, thank you. :3