Topic: The Random Things to Say Forum of Randomness

Say hello to my little friend!!!!!
You may have destroyed my secret weapon, but I have an even secreter weapon!!!!
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watches as everyone's eyes melt

Toushe Gabe, but don't you drop the jar?!!

He has traded the jar for a bottle of Orange Glo.

Why not Grape Glo?!!!!! It has a better ring to it!

Grapes smell like Oranges that Glo, so they decided to just use Gloing Oranges. Hence the name Orange Glo.

Why not cherrries? I like cherrries!!! therry'e so read!!!!

But I love beautiful wood, beautiful beautiful beautiful wood. Dont you?

cillit bang > orange glo

See, CHERRIES smell like Grape Glo. So if they made Grape Glo, it would smell like cherries. But they wanted Grapes. SO they used Grapes, only to find out they smell like Orange Glo.

And Orange Glo smells like Watermelon, by the way. They liked Watermelon better than Grape, so they kept it.

None of these products can SLAP your troubles away with music! This one can
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You should read what it says on the side of the box for Slap Chop.

What does it say?

If you repeatedly slap, you will get finer nuts.

But that lady who slapped repeatitly near the end of the video....ugh

My wireless router exploded!

laughs, then runs to go smack that guys head and ask what he was thinking

HE'S RIGHT!

BP summons Optimus Prime!
Optimus Prime runs over lz2009!
lz2009 was defeated!

BP gains 1337 EXP

RAVAGE, LAZER-BEAK, RUMBLE, EJECT!!!!

ATTACK OPTIMUS PRIME.

........

OPTIMUS PRIME is DEFEATED!

Soundwave's party gains over 9000 EXP

lz2009's ghost haunts Optimus Prime and then he commits suicide from the annoyingness!