Topic: The Pun Thread

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always thought I'd change to Gyarados after I turned 20 but hey, this is more fitting I guess. (also somebody registered under the original Magikarp name and I can't get back to it anymore orz)


The girl we saw get caught on fire was pretty hot.



Speaking of puns does anyone still read the Xanth series? I still don't know how people are still buying this series. So sick of puns on every single page and most are idiotic.



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When you lose, you do not win.
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It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just don't have the balls to do it.

I couldn't remember how to throw the boomerang, but then it came back to me.

No one knew I had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Back in kindergarten I had a teacher who was cross eyed. He could never control his pupils.

They were having a sale on paddles at Cabela's the other day. It was quite an oar deal.

I was in a play about puns. Really, it was just a play on words.

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Hey guys, do you want to be a lackey for Lakitu?

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Oh man, I can already tell this thread is going to be a lot of pun! Don't laugh, the joke wasn't even punny! I'm having too much pun with this.

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If I have to stay up in this tree branch any longer, I think I'm going to snap.

Also, my chickens think it's cool to just eat plain old feed instead of leftover salad. How cheep of them.

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@Caniswolfred Well,They're called Killer Whales. I still consider it a pun if it has the name in it.

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Why couldn't this thread just stay dead?

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The other day I met an interrogator by the name of Seymour. (It depends on how your pronounce the name.)

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So, according to that Mario style guide, everything is measured in reference to Peach's height. I guess she really is the "Ruler" of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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There's a pun thread? The maker of this thread must be punished!


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They should. I suggest you punish them by telling them a joke about pizza.Nevermind it's too....cheesy.

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