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Topic: The Pun Thread

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Magikarp3

Magikarp3

41. Posted:

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http://backloggery.com/oiiopo

always thought I'd change to Gyarados after I turned 20 but hey, this is more fitting I guess. (also somebody registered under the original Magikarp name and I can't get back to it anymore orz)

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Jaz007

Jaz007

42. Posted:

The girl we saw get caught on fire was pretty hot.

Jaz007

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Eisenbolan

Eisenbolan

43. Posted:

Speaking of puns does anyone still read the Xanth series? I still don't know how people are still buying this series. So sick of puns on every single page and most are idiotic.

Eisenbolan

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DiabolicalSoup9

DiabolicalSoup9

44. Posted:

I've seen enough Entei to know where this is going.
Gangnam Style makes me Psy.

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Nintenzo

Nintenzo

45. Posted:

It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just don't have the balls to do it.

I couldn't remember how to throw the boomerang, but then it came back to me.

No one knew I had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Back in kindergarten I had a teacher who was cross eyed. He could never control his pupils.

They were having a sale on paddles at Cabela's the other day. It was quite an oar deal.

I was in a play about puns. Really, it was just a play on words.

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Captain_Toad

Captain_Toad

46. Posted:

Hey guys, do you want to be a lackey for Lakitu?

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Mickey

Mickey

47. Posted:

Oh man, I can already tell this thread is going to be a lot of pun! Don't laugh, the joke wasn't even punny! I'm having too much pun with this.

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WingedSnagret

WingedSnagret

48. Posted:

If I have to stay up in this tree branch any longer, I think I'm going to snap.

Also, my chickens think it's cool to just eat plain old feed instead of leftover salad. How cheep of them.

Biggest Pikmin fan on NL!

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Mr-Mario

Mr-Mario

49. Posted:

-_-

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PKNoUsernameHere

PKNoUsernameHere

50. Posted:

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Backlog
"Roy's our Boy!" - Crowd Cheering, SSBM/SSB4
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.” - Magus, Chrono Trigger
My favorite color of the alphabet is 25.

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CanisWolfred

CanisWolfred

51. Posted:

^you have Orcas, relatives of the dolphins.

I am the Wolf...Red
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PKNoUsernameHere

PKNoUsernameHere

52. Posted:

@Caniswolfred Well,They're called Killer Whales. I still consider it a pun if it has the name in it. :P

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"Roy's our Boy!" - Crowd Cheering, SSBM/SSB4
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.” - Magus, Chrono Trigger
My favorite color of the alphabet is 25.

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MonadoBoy

MonadoBoy

53. Posted:

I got struck by lightning yesterday. It was a shocking experience.

Now it's Shulk time!

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SuperMalleo

SuperMalleo

54. Posted:

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Progressive rock music is awesome. That's right, I'm talking about Rush, Yes, Dream Theater, Symphony X, Pink Floyd, and King Crimson.
R.I.P. Chris Squire of Yes. sniff

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ClockworkMario

ClockworkMario

55. Posted:

Why couldn't this thread just stay dead?
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SomeBitTripFan

SomeBitTripFan

56. Posted:

The other day I met an interrogator by the name of Seymour. (It depends on how your pronounce the name.)

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SomeBitTripFan

SomeBitTripFan

57. Posted:

So, according to that Mario style guide, everything is measured in reference to Peach's height. I guess she really is the "Ruler" of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Just Someloggery
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Where's the Poetry? I'm lazy.

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Jason723

Jason723

58. Posted:

There's a pun thread? The maker of this thread must be punished!

Jason723

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MegaMari0Staff

MegaMari0

59. Posted:

They should. I suggest you punish them by telling them a joke about pizza.Nevermind it's too....cheesy.

"When expecting booby traps, always send the boob in first." -Megatron-

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MegaBeedrill

MegaBeedrill

60. Posted:

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