Good evening, and welcome to our fine establishment. We appreciate your visit. Have a look at our menu.
Khaoz Nuggets 8.99
Our fine Khaoz meat is hand-picked from only the finest Khaozes, which are finely cooked, breaded, and served with soup, salad, or fries.
Unicornoodles 6.98
Rich Ramen noodles cooked in the heartiest of unicorn broth, with slices of unicorns. Served with a side of salad and crackers.
Lumas $1 eachsuggested by Hyper Knuckles
The unique organisms hailing form Super Mario Galaxy.
Chicken Brutus $11.99suggested by theblackdragon and Hyper Knuckles
Also avaliable in the Turkey Brutus
Orlcik Special $4.67suggested by SilverBeretta
Yeah, it's mystery meat.
Flosswaffles 3.95Suggested by irken
Um, I have no idea what these are, so, a waffle covered in floss I'm guessing.
The Super Mario
Lotsa spaghetti 5.99
A magnificent spaghetti dish with unlimited seconds.
1-up mushrooms 100 gold coinssuggested by she_gamer
A green fungus scientifically proven to increase life expectancy.
Turtle Soup 2.99
Also served as a side, a hearty soup with turtle.
Jill Sandwich 4.78Suggested by the NintendoLife chat
A squashed Jill Valentine from the first Resident Evil game. NOTE: Those allergic to zombies may take caution, and some traces of zombie have been found in Jill
The JayArr Specials
Machumichangas - $4.20 Sure to satisfy that spicy craving
SMEXIPIZZAMAN - 9,999 rupees House special pizza with all the smexi fixin's [cat-maid delivery available in slect locations]
Holymackeral - $5.99 Wow, fish! O:
Reala's n00b Surprise - $0.99 Just don't ask what the special ingediant is. D:
Otaku's Kawaiian Smoothie :F
Peachy's Famous Peach Pie $3.50 Mmmmmm.....so tasty!
Ravioliator $7.77 Hey Listen! This shizz is good!
Kainard's 16oz. T-Bone - $17.99 "Don't call me Kai mother f***ers or I'll jam this bone in your eye!"
James' Piss & Chips - $3.99 [free drink with purchase]
Sushi - Free Too be honest we don't know where it's been.
Drinks
lz blood 5.02Suggested by Peterifco
Some mutant chicken blood mixed into a glass of red wine. Red wine substitutable with strawberry soda
Dessert
Luma Pie (Meant for three) 8.99Suggested by Reala
A Luma-pie, what else? Tastes like banana cream.
Sorry for the small menu, please recommend dishes on the review card included with your bill. Enjoy your meal
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Ugh, Xhkaoz, wtf did you put in this Orlick Special?
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James' Piss & Chips - $3.99 [free drink with purchase]
so. much. win. too bad not many people here will get it, hahaha
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