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Xkhaoz

Good evening, and welcome to our fine establishment. We appreciate your visit. Have a look at our menu.

Khaoz Nuggets 8.99

Our fine Khaoz meat is hand-picked from only the finest Khaozes, which are finely cooked, breaded, and served with soup, salad, or fries.

Unicornoodles 6.98

Rich Ramen noodles cooked in the heartiest of unicorn broth, with slices of unicorns. Served with a side of salad and crackers.

Lumas $1 each suggested by Hyper Knuckles

The unique organisms hailing form Super Mario Galaxy.

Chicken Brutus $11.99 suggested by theblackdragon and Hyper Knuckles

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Also avaliable in the Turkey Brutus

Orlcik Special $4.67 suggested by SilverBeretta

Yeah, it's mystery meat.

Flosswaffles 3.95 Suggested by irken

Um, I have no idea what these are, so, a waffle covered in floss I'm guessing.

The Super Mario

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Lotsa spaghetti 5.99

A magnificent spaghetti dish with unlimited seconds.

1-up mushrooms 100 gold coins suggested by she_gamer

A green fungus scientifically proven to increase life expectancy.

Turtle Soup 2.99

Also served as a side, a hearty soup with turtle.

Jill Sandwich 4.78 Suggested by the NintendoLife chat

A squashed Jill Valentine from the first Resident Evil game.
NOTE: Those allergic to zombies may take caution, and some traces of zombie have been found in Jill

The JayArr Specials

Machumichangas - $4.20
Sure to satisfy that spicy craving

SMEXIPIZZAMAN - 9,999 rupees
House special pizza with all the smexi fixin's [cat-maid delivery available in slect locations]

Holymackeral - $5.99
Wow, fish! O:

Reala's n00b Surprise - $0.99
Just don't ask what the special ingediant is. D:

Otaku's Kawaiian Smoothie
:F

Peachy's Famous Peach Pie $3.50
Mmmmmm.....so tasty!

Ravioliator $7.77
Hey Listen! This shizz is good!

Kainard's 16oz. T-Bone - $17.99
"Don't call me Kai mother f***ers or I'll jam this bone in your eye!"

James' Piss & Chips - $3.99
[free drink with purchase]

Sushi - Free
Too be honest we don't know where it's been.

Drinks

lz blood 5.02 Suggested by Peterifco

Some mutant chicken blood mixed into a glass of red wine. Red wine substitutable with strawberry soda

Dessert

Luma Pie (Meant for three) 8.99 Suggested by Reala

A Luma-pie, what else? Tastes like banana cream.

Sorry for the small menu, please recommend dishes on the review card included with your bill. Enjoy your meal

Edited on by Xkhaoz

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

I will take an order of Your Mom please, hold the clothes.

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GameLord08

When do we get the Roasted Uni-corn?

GameLord08

Reala

I'll have stewed brony served in an nl power rangers shoe that was lost crossing a bridge.

Reala

Knux

I need over 9,000 Lumas to devour. Don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Knux

Jango-Forest

Xkhaoz3D wrote:

Have a loo

Thanks, I will. They are on the menu, right?

Edited on by Jango-Forest

Jango-Forest

SilverBaretta

tbd, wanna split it?

I'm pretty sure I think I'm funnier than I really am.
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JeanLuc_Vaycard

I haven't seen a Chicken Brutus here in forever.

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Knux

Wait, is Turkey Brutus on the menu?

Knux

Reala

Almost forget dessert if I get luma-pie anybody want any, its meant for 3 people after all.

Reala

SilverBaretta

Kainard wrote:

I haven't seen a Chicken Brutus here in forever.

hides the butcher knife

Edited on by SilverBaretta

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TeeJay

You should add TBD's 3-Luma pie to the menu. I hear it's exquisite.

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SilverBaretta

stomach gurgles

Ugh, Xhkaoz, wtf did you put in this Orlick Special?

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she_gamer

I could seriously use a 1-Up mushroom right about now, or something stronger if you got it.

she_gamer

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Deviant_Mugen

I'll have a grilled Space Pirate with an order of Metroid nucleus on the side. Hold the Kraid fingernails, though...

@she_gamer: I hear they carry the giant mushroom from the first NSMB. Of course, you have to special-order it ahead of time...

Edited on by Deviant_Mugen

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JayArr

Machumichangas - $4.20
Sure to satisfy that spicy craving

SMEXIPIZZAMAN - 9,999 rupees
House special pizza with all the smexi fixin's [cat-maid delivery available in slect locations]

Holymackeral - $5.99
Wow, fish! O:

Reala's n00b Surprise - $0.99
Just don't ask what the special ingediant is. D:

Otaku's Kawaiian Smoothie
:F

Peachy's Famous Peach Pie $3.50
Mmmmmm.....so tasty!

Ravioliator $7.77
Hey Listen! This shizz is good!

Kainard's 16oz. T-Bone - $17.99
"Don't call me Kai mother f***ers or I'll jam this bone in your eye!"

James' Piss & Chips - $3.99
[free drink with purchase]

Sushi - Free
Too be honest we don't know where it's been.

[insert 25 Cents here to play]

theblackdragon

JayArr wrote:

James' Piss & Chips - $3.99
[free drink with purchase]

so. much. win.
too bad not many people here will get it, hahaha

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TeeJay

Omg I just had a emotion crash or something when I read that Sushi one. Poor Sushi... XD D:

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