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Topic: The NintendoLife Petting Zoo!

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GamerZack87

NP dresses in the uniform

It fits perfectly...wait! What's with the thick boots and gloves and gas mask? Am I mucking-out animal droppings or something? And what's this tank with a hose marked with two 'Z's and a sleeping creature?
NP is very confused...

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"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

GamerZack87

NP slaps on the boots and gloves, grabs a shovel, and mucks out the Cartoonus Characterus's stable.

Phew...it stinks in here! But there is an odd smell...smells like...bad puns...

NP likes bad puns.

Oh...that really covers the Cartoonus crud!
An animal treat to anybody who can guess that reference! Here's a hint: "Well, hello, Pierce!"

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Lzeon

Pet me I'm lovable

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GamerZack87

NP heads over to the bird-freak-or-some-kind-of-cat-thing's stable and begins mucking it out.

Aw, it's a B.F.O.S.K.O.C.T! And he wants a pet!

NP pets the creature, then continues to muck out its stable.

Ugh...this is stinky work, but somebody has to do it...and maybe I'll climb my way to...some other job here...


NP decides to wear the gas mask for the fun of it.

I'll just look in the mirror...hey! Look at me! I look just like a Snifit-

NP turns into a Snifit.

Mpph mrrp! (What happened?)

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"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Mabbit

PhoenixSage wrote:

/me is smacked

Oooowwww my head... my delicious cat-birdboy-thing... oh lzbies right. D: /me spits profusely and rubs it off her tounge

And indeed I did see Signs, it was with Mel Gibson and the little girl and luckily she drank all that water, otherwise the aliens... oooooh those signs. Well... technically I wasn't eating him... just sucking on him a little bit...

don't judge me

How is this thread not locked yet? D:

Heisenberg says "relax!"
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Macaronius

That obese giraffe is going to give me nightmares.

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

GamerZack87

NintendoPurist wakes up and sees that he's back to normal

Yay! I is me again! Time to feed the animals...

NP feeds the animals and is slashed in the arm by Iz

OW!! Oh, my arm! It's bleeding!

NP drinks his oral tetanus medicine

Now I need to find somebody who can bandage my wound! Ow!

NP looks for the zoo's doctor...

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

TeeJay

I'm the doctor.
Glances at NP3DS's gaping wound
...

What seems to be the problem?

Nintendo ID: TeeJay92

3DS Friend Code: 2423-1923-3519

Nintendo Network ID: TeeJay92

GamerZack87

I was scratched by this bird-thingy called Iz. I already took my tetanus medicine but I forgot to pack a bandage in my pocket cause I turned into a snifit.

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"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

The_Fox

Holy crap It's a furrymuck on NL.

"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

-President John Adams

Treaty of Tripoly, article 11

jaffa

me throws treats at everybody

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