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Topic: The Mis-matched Jokes Thread

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GamerZack87

Fudge-ripple!

How do you do today? Ogenki desu ka?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

GamerZack87

Pudding-mix!

What's a fire engine to do today?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Macaronius

He's to make a punchline that's actually relevant to the joke at hand.

Why did someone question a chicken's motives when he decided to cross the road that midsummer morning?

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

The_Ink_Pit_Ox

Because a chair is up in the air!

Why is the sky on Mars red?

Friend code: 5370-0444-3461
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Punny

He stepped on Pinky!

Where's the beef?

I'm back (for the moment)!

Hokori

do you want to know? (both my answer and question)

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
W...

GamerZack87

Delicious fig pudding...ooh, that's good...but a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste!

Greyfarn, what do we do?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

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