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Topic: The Mis-matched Jokes Thread

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GamerZack87

Fudge-ripple!

How do you do today? Ogenki desu ka?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

GamerZack87

Pudding-mix!

What's a fire engine to do today?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Macaronius

He's to make a punchline that's actually relevant to the joke at hand.

Why did someone question a chicken's motives when he decided to cross the road that midsummer morning?

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

The_Ink_Pit_Ox

Because a chair is up in the air!

Why is the sky on Mars red?

Friend code: 5370-0444-3461
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Punny

He stepped on Pinky!

Where's the beef?

I'm back (for the moment)!

Hokori

do you want to know? (both my answer and question)

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
Welcome to my emassary of...

GamerZack87

Delicious fig pudding...ooh, that's good...but a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste!

Greyfarn, what do we do?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

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