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Topic: The Mis-matched Jokes Thread

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Punny

To grow up.

What does Mario use to predict the future?

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Raylax

A frayed knot.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

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Rensch

By having a Charmander use Smoke Screen on a banana.

How many hamburgers does it take to fill a Snorlax?

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SonicMaster

Because an octopus was in the bible
Why do birds sing?

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Raylax

Why do birds sing who?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar. The Scotsman says...

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Rensch

It's over 9000!!!

What did the drunken camel say to the slightly obese warthog?

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Punny

"Let's eat a lion!"

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

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It has come to my attention that you display a worrying tendency towards excessive smoking of cigarettes and similar tobacco products, that could potentially have harmful results on yourself as well those removed from you in a reasonable radius of distance.

What does the governor of Minnesota eat on Sunday afternoons?

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GamerZack87

A. "Yes, I DO like green eggs and ham with a fudge-ripple on top!"

Q. How many bananas does it take to break a lightbulb?

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What do you get when you crossbreed a horse with an ostrich?

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Punny

Not a zebra.

Where does Dracula like to go?

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Talahassee, Florida

Why did the Sphinx's nose drop off.

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GamerZack87

Purple grapefruits.

What's an armadillo?

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Rensch

An animal.

What's a horse?

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Hydrox

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Why is Mario?

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SonicMaster

Rensch wrote:

Animal- a.k.a. answer that makes sense

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Rensch

Because he is.
What's a pickle taste like without the vinegar in the jar?

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Raylax

Coventry.

Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other...

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GamerZack87

Because it was the Protectobots that did it!

Rensch wrote:

An animal.

What's a horse?

Nintenzo wrote:

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Why is Mario?

Both of these answers apply to the previous joke, when it should be entirely mis-matched. Just thought I'd point that out

Why did the mango tango?

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almostnacho

to see the salad dressing!

What is at the beginning of the end and the end of time?

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