Topic: The Mis-matched Jokes Thread

I thought I'd start a thread with a new twist on similar threads. Basically, I start a joke and the next person adds the punchline. The catch is that the punchline must have nothing to do with the joke in question! Then, that same person starts the next joke for the next person to finish, and so on. For example:

-Poster Alpha finishes a joke, then starts the next one with, "Q. How do giraffes count their splotches?"
-Poster Beta finishes that joke with, "A. Because ants don't have wings!", then starts one with, "Q. Why do gorillas eat bananas instead of fried chicken?", opening-up for Poster Gamma to finish.

I'll start with a Nintendo-themed joke-opener:

Q. What happened when Mario, Link, Samus and Kirby met K.K. Slider on the moon?

The rainbow elephants can't fly on one wing! HARHAHAR
Why did the n00b cross the road?

To get away from the Great Jaggi.

Why did the Great Jaggi cross the road?

I LEIK CHEESE!!!

What happened to Mr. Bob?

He's currently floating in a lake.

What did the bannana say to the clam?

Scooby-Doo needs a hug!

What did the American foreigner say to the Italian man urinating on the road?

OMG, it's the Leaning Tower of Pee-sa

What do you call a shaved cat on th beach?

@ JarArr: I was thinking, "You're-a-peein'," but that works, too!

Because 7 ate 9!

What did the ocean say to the puddle?

I boop ur noes
Why did Captain Falcon get salmonella?

Because he liked PIE!

What happened when the goldfish went bankrupt?

Elvis died.

Why is there a turtle behind you?

Because I flew a Dragoon and hit a van
What happened when people saw Barack Obama dressed in a chicken suit?

David Hasselhoff flew off into the sunset with his trusty car, K.I.T.T.

What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?

"Do you smell fish?"

How many antelope does it take to change a lightbulb?

The world may never know.

Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?

Because a walrus ate his Oreo.

What did the zombie cow say to the space mutant in Mexico?

"Bark bark, I am a funny doggie!"

What does an Indian put in the bathroom?

A rhino.

How much does it cost to buy three armadillos, an African elephant, a chinese vase from the feudal age and a can of Dr.Pepper?

The Queen of Sheba

Knock Knock.

To get cake.

Why did Frankenstein eat cake?