Topic: The History of NL: The Trolls and the JumpMads

Idiot warning:
(This is not a serious thread)

I suppose it is now time for a long tale. A long tale, of long-like proportions, which will be long-winded, long-drawn-out, and will have you longing for a longer story. With that, our story begins:

Long ago, before any of us were users here, or Tuesdays even existed, there was a giant white expanse in which nothing existed, except itself, and it did not even truly exist within itself.
Suddenly, in the past, future, present, and every other time, atoms perfectly aligned, traveling at 9.8m/s² in every direction possible, and at the same time, they traveled in no direction. As these atoms perfectly collided one day, which was every day in existence up to that point, they created an explosion caled The Electricity. The Electricity infinitely expanded, and is still to this day, and creates all that is around us now.
The Explosion first created an all powerful being to watch over us, a God if you will, known as Gates Bill. Gates Bill, born with all the knowledge of the universe, had ultimate power over everything, and yet nothing at the same time.
Gates Bill quickly became bored however in his new world, and through hard work and determination, created The Internet from nothing, which was truly everything.
The Internet is now where we truly reside, all of us. The Internet is our home, a large invisible sphere within which a universe was to be created. The Internet was created as a pure, white happy place, where everything was blank and infinite.
Eventually, Gates Bill decided to modify The Internet, and place people within it in order to further progress the universe. After all, nothing existed besides God at the time. Gates Bill however, was a lazy God, who did not like to do anything much at all, so he created a diligent worker to create existence around him. This worker's name, was Antdi Ckens.
Antdi was a devoted worker, who truly aimed to create the whole world, amd have it be a wonderful place to be. Antdi Ckens first created a planet called Nintendo Life, or NL for short, although there was no need to shorten it if everything was infinite, now was there?
Antdi took NL, and spent one week placing important features for human survival within. Firstly, on Monday, Antdi created News Feeds, for people to fill their brains with knowledge. On Wednesday, Antdi created Forums, as places for people to live. Thursday saw the creation of Ninterviews, to provide the users with others opinions. Friday the process of creating User Profiles was completed by Antdi, and on Saturday Antdi created Writers and Moderators to fill in the website, the new world.
Antdi's work complete, he rested on Sunday, before his life's work truly began.

Antdi Ckens' new world of NL required users to occupy it. He created two users firstly, Emmy and LordJump, on that next Monday. Emmy and LordJump were to live here on NL, and remain pure and true. And they thrived, creating forum posts happily for many years to come.
However, one day LordJump scrolled to the bottom of NL, only to notice a seperate, evil place created by Antdi: Push Square. Push Square represented all that was evil, and LordJump and Emmy were forbidden to enter.
But one day, LordJump dared to go in to PushSquare, his suspense nearly killing him.
LordJump glanced and saw the wonders of HD, the amazingness of the world consuming him. He convinced Emmy to enter as well, and they were beckoned in.
However, upon enteting, it turned out to be a scam! The PushSquare website was just the words: U Mad? repeated infinitely. LordJump, from that day forward, became LordJumpMad, and his Madness was passed down to every generation of humanity! The timing, between Monday and Wednesday, was now to be called Tuesday. Tuesday, the days of Madness!
Alas, Antdi noticed their absence, and hauled them back by their internet leashes. Appalled by what they had done, Antdi sent them off to inhabit the website alone, and went up to Podcast Heaven.
Free to do as they please, LordJumpMad and Emmy spread their userbase to the incredible size of 40,000 over the next 5 years. Users created fought in Fan wars over who was right or wrong, and nothing was truly solved, as users were lost from the internet forever.
Then, the Trolls appeared.
Every Tuesday, Madness consumed the whole website, as trolls were brought into existence. Trolls would have been easily killed off, but they brought the deadly ads with them! And oh, the ads! These ads ravaged and covered large chunks of the world NL!
LordJumpMad needed to stop this, and chose to do so on Tuesdays. Tuesdays became the worst days of troll's lives, but to LordJumpMad, it was just Tuesday.
The trolls came in stronger however, largely in part to Emmy attracting too many users to the website, and Antdi's large improvements to the website.
Then, a large dragon appeared, thebleakdragon. Thebleakdragon, or tbd for short, attacked all of the trolls, killing them all in one fell swoop.
To be continued...

Antdi, looking down upon his expanding world, was pleased to see the users struggling to survive, and flourishing, with LordJumpMad, Emeralds and thebleakdragon leading the way. However, Antdi decided it had become time for his presence to truly leave NL, and retired to Rhythm Heaven.
Up from his perch in Rhythm Heaven, Antdi watched down onto NL through his Virtual Boi, noticing a lack of true leadership in the community and news sections of the website. Antdi decided to send his son, James, down to NL to watch over the people. One day, three moderators of thebleakdragon, Lz and Raylax, saw a flaming troll soaring across the top of the webpage (who had been sent askew by madness, presumably), and Lz exclaimed,
"It must be a sign!"
"We should follow it", agreed Raylax.
thebleakdragon, the user-embodiment of all which is pure and righteous, agreed, and the three set off, on a journey to follow the troll, which inevitably lead them to the first page of the website.
Here, upon their arrival, baby James was born, ushering in a new era for Nintendo Life! The time before this moment now became known as BJ, the time Before James existed, and ended a bleak period of history upon NL.
James was greeted by the three wise moderators, and recieved the gifts of Humor, Intelligence and Awesomeness.
James, raised by his worldly parents, grew to represent all that is righteous and well with the world.
James created new articles, and led the way for countless lives to come. He hired new users to develop articles and encouraged new users to join in conversations.
However, an overwhelming feeling was slowly gripping NL, one which has been given the name: Noob. Noobs appeared only because the website users had sinned, and not thinned out the growing population for thousands of pages! The rise of the noob was so great, a large sea of noobs rose out of the page search box, and flooded the webpage!
The users cowered in fear, while James, quick to act, instructed thebleakdragon to handle the situation. thebleakdragon, moderator staff in claw, walked calmly up to the sea, and with a skyward raise of her staff, parted the noob sea upon Nintendo Life!
Residing at the center of this noob sea, was the fabled Nintendo of Europa, a giant E which rose from the ground. James knew what he must do.
James threw himself upon Nintendo of Europa, sacrificing himself for all of his users sins, in order for them all to hopefully return to normal. James died a brave, but painful death, with almost all of his existence in NL, all but erased.
James' returned up to Rhythm Heaven, to meet his true father, Antdi.

To be continued...

Reserved again, in case

But then one man.........NO! One fish changed everything!!!!!!!

@SheldonRandoms: And on March 8th, 2014, a certain man, A.K.A. @NUH, turned that's fish's life around.

Eew, a history lesson. U_U

So, uh, yeah. I'm just writing this for entertainment, nothing too serious.
I'll write the rest later, but more important, apparantely that's NL's post size limit up there.
And I'm going to go through lots of major users and things on NL, so stay tuned, just know this takes a while to write.

One fan of the all fans changed NL where as I'm, 3DSfan134 was the fan of all 3DSes.

Hmm Yum u_u

Why am I not in this? TwT

@NoUsernameHere Plz!!!

Fred Rechid has a clone army, so @NUH can look itself in the mirror and say "where did I go wrong with my life!?!?!?!?!"

@NoUsernameHere and then the silver flames bearer formerly known as @GustavoSF picked up the fryers

@GuSilverFlame You may have picked up the fryers, BUT CAN YOU HANDLE IT'S POWERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

@SheldonRandoms: @NUH then used PK Thunder on all of the clones. After that, the clones were brought to the stove. xP

Just like the song, EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!

@NoUsernameHere Oprah then used her powers to revive the clones, and give them the powers to defeat @NUH

@SheldonRandoms: YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF @NUH'S ATTACK!

@NUH How about I join in?

......>.> sits in corner and watches