Topic: The Glorious State of Minnesota

Meanwhile i can walk in 99 F weather and not break a sweat or even notice it's hot. You're about as tough as butter

Ugh Super Bowl XL... At least that bad taste is gone for the most part now. Anyway, Minnesota is nice besides for the people talkign funny. Target and Best Buy are fun stores to visit every now and then.

@ryno What part of MI do you go to? I have relatives up in the UP. Nice place, just kinda in the dumps for jobs though.

Is it true that people in Minnesota drink until they forget the 1999 NFC championship game?

My family had a big gathering for that game. When it was over, everybody left without saying one single word.

They actually met one of the players on that roster, and he basically alluded to botched coaching on the sidelines to be to blame for it.

If choking was a sport, the Vikings would be the national champions every year. I can't help but feel bad for them TBH.

@mamp I was too young to remember that. I do however remember that 2009 NFC Championship game where New Orleans cheated to win.

Why are Vikings players prohibited from eating cereal in their contracts?

Every time they get too close to a bowl, they choke.

@8BitSamurai LMAO
@Wildman So people from Minnesota can't handle the truth?

No, members here from other states can't handle the truth that Minnesota houses the Nintendo Life master race

This is true

I flew to Minnesota to see UFC 87 back in 2008 and had a great time in Minneapolis for the 3 or 4 days I was there. I really liked the light rail system and the downtown was pretty clean. I would visit again one day, but just need another reason too.

Hey, we've had about two 90°+ days this summer, that ought to count for something!

I live in NY, NYC to be exact so when I visited gramgram in MN everything seemed so nice and quiet, the food sucked though

@torotoid64 If you want good Minnesota food, then you need to try lutefisk. Nothing quite like eating fish that has been soaked in lye!

This entire thread fails simply due to two simple facts:

1. Minnesota is not actually a state but rather a shunned piece of southern Canada that even the Canadians want.

2. #1 is actually irrelevant, since Minnesota doesn't really exist at all, but is simply a myth created to frighten children.

1. You are incorrect here. It's the other way around, actually. Canada has been under Minnesota vassalage since the Giant Cherry Act of 1911.

2. You are thinking of New Jersey here, yo.

ive located minnesota!
i see snow therefore this must be the correct coordinates.
fact: minnesota is the place santa claus drops off all the toys none of the other kids want.

Man, that Giant Cherry sure passed some weird laws. Good thing he was finally defeated in the Great Banana Split Wars.

Sadly, Jersey does exist. It is not simply a myth told to frighten children, but rather a disastrous apocalypse-torn region to where bad children are sent forever and ever. Until they turn orange.