@NEStalgia Trust me: Brazzers has nothing to do with dungeons. I honestly don't know how IGN even came up with that combo. Either ignorance or someone in their think tank suffered an overdose of adult-themed sites and mixed Brazzers up with another one that actually does feature dungeons...
Either way, all of it is funnier and certainly FAR more pleasing to look at than a PG-rated pinball game featuring a loud-mouthed, marginally comedic tub of lard.
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For you maybe. There aren't three X's in my avatar name for nothing.
(edit: I'm kinda conflicted on whether my Dutch-influenced brain has just invented a completely non-existent sentence, so just in case: read that as if I said that there's a reason that there's three X's in my name)
And besides: Wayne Knight is only world famous in America. Almost the entire internet-connected world knows of or has at the very least heard from Brazzers.
I honestly don't know who the dude is and probably don't want to know what the second thing is.
The one that got me was the divorce court one. I died. XD I blame too much Dorkly.
Edit: So apparently I'm familiar with some of Wayne Knight's voice acting (Xiaolin Showdown, Tarzan, Toy Story 2) but not really anything past that.
Wayne Knight’s character is central to Jurassic Park.
I've seen part of the first movie, but that was a LONG time ago. XD I became interested in the series after the Jurassic World movies started showing up but still haven't gotten around to watching them.
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Two weeks later (17 April 2019) there will be an Election on my country Indonesia.
It will be an holiday so all Indonesian peoples can vote for a new president and People's Representative Council members.
Lately, i saw a lot of posters and banners on the street with unfamiliar faces almost every corner (traffic lights, trees, buildings, etc) about campaign to vote them as People's Representative Council members.
The election for president is between Jokowi vs Prabowo. A lot of Indonesian peoples favor Jokowi due to his good reputation as current Indonesia president right now and they want Jokowi continue as Indonesia president.
Well, on that day i have to vote for People's Representative Council candidates, i have no idea which i have to choose since i'm not familiar with those peoples. But for president, i know which should i vote. 😏
Oh btw...
My experience after election day long time ago, i have heard there was a People's Representative Council candidate suddenly get mental disorder after they lost in election. I heard they had spent tons of money to promote themself but still failed to get elected and they lost their minds, ended in mental hospital for therapy.
@Anti-Matter Same as the US. How about joining the military? Always thought it was absurd in my home country how you could vote and die in the military at 18, but you have to be 21 to drink a beer.
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@Heavyarms55 One could be optimistic and say that the kids that are signing up to take on the burden of prioritizing country-and-comrades-over-self at the age of 18 are the ones that are overall more mature than their age would imply to begin with. The others have to be prevented from getting to the booze (plus the ones that get into the military...you think the 21 rule applies on base when the CO isn't looking? )
Sure there's the stereotypes about the stupid kids with no future joining the military, or doing it just for the money, but that's just that, a stereotype. And while the Army may still take the meathead grunts, most of the rest of the military has pretty demanding requirements. Any of the kids I've known that went into the service, both back in my day of peers I knew, and kids whose parents I know now, have generally been of the "a cut above" responsible/overachiever types.
@Octane I'm pretty sure I failed all my IQ tests as a kid. Based on the scores I shouldn't be capable of having a conversation or tying my own shoelaces. Basic speech and putting my own pants on should be challenging to me if the scores were right. They just dumped a paper in front of us...fill it out...ok. I had no idea what I was even doing. I don't trust those tests to mean much of anything
Played Pikmin 3 and almost lost 15 Pikmin because my character got stuck in the "dismiss animation". The countdown started and Brittany would just continuously whistle so I couldn't move or whistle myself. I panicked a little before I grabbed the gamepad and switched my controls. Gamepad controls worked fine and I was able to get my Pikmin back to me. It would've been pretty stupid to lose that many Pikmin that stand right next to the character but aren't in the group because they got dismissed...
Entered the next stage with Wiimote + Nunchuk in my hand once again and the same thing was still happening. Disconnecting the Nunchuk helped. I guess it thought I was repeatedly pressing Z. What a great timing.
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@Tyranexx Haven't you seen the first Jurassic Park movie, or any episodes of Seinfeld? In Jurassic Park, he's the fat guy who falls down a hill in the rain, and then gets attacked by a small, lizard-like dinosaur, and in Seinfeld, he's the mailman, and is a frequent guest star.
As for the second thing: I don't think anyone could be as offended by aesthetically pleasing adult entertainment as by an adult pinball game with Wayne Knight. I certainly know I couldn't be...
@the_shpydar I'm not THAT in the know about all they have to offer, but the first association I have with the brand/label certainly isn't dungeons. It may be a niche category they also offer, but it's not the main image they project, so that's why I was wondering how they came to that combination. Now, if they would have said Kink or any other 18+ label that do cater to that kinda stuff...
To be fair, the brain isn't fully developed until its mid 20s, and drinking much before then can cause damage.
So, that pretty much explains that most, if not all countries need the bulk of their armies to be filled with dumb cannon fodder with brains still not being fully developed, making them easier to knead and order around, and get killed for whatever cause their government sees fit...
And never mind @NEStalgia's take on that: he hardly ever makes sense...
@ThanosReXXX I fear the 90's height of Wayne's celebrity might predate @Tyranexx a bit Now I'm sad. Every time I can't remember a password I see his smug mug wagging a finger at me in my head.... And not a day goes by I don't blame Newman when my mail is messed up
But yeah, he was Nedry, basically the main villain of Jurassic Park - the guy that set everything in motion, and he was Seinfeld's arch-nemesis mailman.
Yeah I'm familiar with the name of the other being something porny, though I don't know the specifics....still, by implication, the Dungeons part just kind of fits it as normal (or as normal as anything porny goes...) Whereas Wayne Knight's Adult Pinball is nightmare fuel in the worst way, and it's somehow delightful. I actually WANT that to be real because it would be both horrifying and hilarious, like a retro 80's idea of smut in the 21st century. And it wouldn't be any less appropriate than that gravure "chatting" series that actually is on the eShop! I still don't know how NoA approved that thing. I can't recall the name of it, or who the model is, but it's high on the creeper factor.
LOL, well that description wasn't untrue 50-120 years ago. Fodder infantry was essential and it helped if the kids were dumb and/or hyped up. Who would WILLINGLY march into Gallipoli, Iwo Jima or Tet if they had all their faculties about them? Well, at least Tet and Gallipoli. Iwo Jima, a lot of those guys were just REALLY mad about Perl Harbor and knew exactly what they were getting into and just didn't care, they wanted payback and it felt personal to them.... But the modern age isn't looking for fodder. They're more interested in almost perfect machines of humans that don't mess up. Obviously in real wartimes they take whatever they can get, but they're pretty choosy, and it's generally the honors student, types signing up.
Heck looking at the career tracks, pay and benefits, it makes me think I missed out. I've known a number of kids that went into the military. None of them wanted to leave. They all agree private sector sucks in contrast. They do less interesting things with more political hierarchies, and get paid less for it with less benefits. Of course all that changes when China launches something into Taiwan.....
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