1DiabolicalSoup9Sun 5th May 2013 This thread is for all of those bad and cheesey puns that you have either heard or created. ex): Guy: What kind of cheese isn't yours? Me: I don't know. Guy: Fpssshhhehehe... NACHO CHEEESE OF COURSE! Me: Oh. Hey, wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure. Me: Too bad. Life is full of disappointments, get used to 'em. Guy: D: WORDS OF WISDOM: Always throw a sandwich across the room during an argument for a dramatic effect. During a bar brawl, look out for people trying to hurt you. When you lose, you do not win. Sarcasm tends to be sarcastic. If you take laxatives, your colon will vomit.