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Topic: The Bad Pun Thread

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DiabolicalSoup9

1. Posted:

This thread is for all of those bad and cheesey puns that you have either heard or created. ex):
Guy: What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Me: I don't know.
Guy: Fpssshhhehehe... NACHO CHEEESE OF COURSE!
Me: Oh. Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Guy: Sure.
Me: Too bad. Life is full of disappointments, get used to 'em.
Guy: D:

WORDS OF WISDOM:
Always throw a sandwich across the room during an argument for a dramatic effect.
During a bar brawl, look out for people trying to hurt you.
When you lose, you do not win.
Sarcasm tends to be sarcastic.
If you take laxatives, your colon will vomit.

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Nintenzo

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It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just don't have the balls to do it.

I couldn't remember how to throw the boomerang, but then it came back to me.

No one knew I had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Back in kindergarten I had a teacher who was cross eyed. He could never control his pupils.

They were having a sale on paddle at Cabela's the other day. It was quite an oar deal.

I was in a play about puns. Really, it was just a play on words.

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Dashtag

3. Posted:

We already have a topic for this here.

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DiabolicalSoup9

4. Posted:

3Dash wrote:

We already have a topic for this here.

Oh, I didn't know. thx

WORDS OF WISDOM:
Always throw a sandwich across the room during an argument for a dramatic effect.
During a bar brawl, look out for people trying to hurt you.
When you lose, you do not win.
Sarcasm tends to be sarcastic.
If you take laxatives, your colon will vomit.

3DS Friend Code: 3394-3744-8295

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