You noticed that in the Pokemon games, nearly every patch of grass has a Rattata hiding behind it? Do you want to know the reason why they're so prominent? Well, it's mostly your fault.
You leave Rattatas in the PC Box so they can breed with one another. Some trainer though it was funny if he let his Rattata go to Lv. 100 by leaving it at the Day-Care. You also use Repels, so they never get hurt. Those cause Rattatas to duplicate like crazy, and it won't be long until they'll enslave the entire Poke Population! Not even Arceus will be able to stop the Elite Rattatas! Then, they'll take over humanity and we'll be dominated by them! Here, my friends, is how to stop this catastrophe.
1. Release all Rattatas from your PC Box. 2.NEVER put Rattatas at the Day Care. 3. Don't use Repels in grass. Faint and curse as many as you can. 4. Hunt down all members of Team Rocket so they never breed Rattatas again.
If we can all follow this strategy, the Rattapocalypse will be averted.
I hear by declare Rattata Season OPEN!!! What? We're just killing them to help them. We find no enjoyment out of blowing their brains out and comparing who killed the biggest.
“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.” - "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
I'm more concerned about Zubats... they're... creepier than Rattatas... D:
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There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
OK, my troops, as the F.F.E.U.P. (Force For Eliminating Useless Pokemon), we shall split up into 3 groups. One shall go after Rattatas. The other, go in caves and hunt down all the Zubats. The final group, use Surf and eliminate all the Tentacool. Together, my friends, we will save the world!
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