Topic: Some Of The Craziest/Funniest/Scariest Dreams You've Had ?

Ok this one dream was just weird , it started like so... I woke up but i was outside , not only outside but i was somewhere downtown all alone so the place is deserted still i dont know where i am though. All i see is those siren type lights flashing all over yellow and red , so im guessing emergency lights cause something happen. I cant hear anything not even my foot steps but for some odd reason i can hear my heart beat... I expected to hear siren sounds or the warning horns and what not but nope. But any ways i see Big Bird yep Big Bird from Sesame Street. He's Godzilla size !!! He's walking down the street in an opposite direction with his head towering the tallest buildings... Remember there's really no sound im just standing in the middle of the street , i see his big beak and googly eye turn around as if he sensed me or heard my heart beating rapidly from the fear of this giant bird. So i turn around and just book it , im the only one left in town. Everywhere i hide he finds me , and then the last place i hide is in this hotel... im sleeping and wake up to this fool peeking inside windows with one of his big eyes... Then in real life wake up... I use to have this dream on the regular nothing different would happen it was really strange and random but everytime i woke up my heart was pounding...

Last night I dreamed fire balls were falling from the Heavens and the world was crumbling. Then I woke up.

my sister had a dream awhile back where there were 6-foot tall teddybears dressed in pumpkin suits walking around and she had to fight them using karate. weird.

For whatever reason, this is one of the few dreams I've remembered from years and years back. Anyways, it was night. My granny was driving me down the road where our church is, and all of a sudden the back part of the car, which was where I was sitting, detached itself. It shot up into space like a rocket, and I landed on the moon. Then I saw two characters from veggietales about to square off in a wrestling match or something.

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yeah

@Gameday: That reminds me of a dream I had in the third grade, which was eight years ago. I had a dream that I was in my elementary school. (I was eight years old in my dream) I woke up in my dream because I had fallen asleep on my desk from boredom. I see that everyone is gone. I walk outside and see no one. I look at the scenery and everything looks like how it is in the twilight zones in legend of zelda twilight princess, except without the black dots floating in the sky. All of a sudden, I hear many(i mean a LOT) of footsteps. It sounded like a stampede. Every student and teacher ran toward me. I stayed where I was. They stopped near me and I saw soldiers walking toward us afterwards. They stopped by us also. My claustrophobia started to act up.(I'm claustrophobic in real life too) Then I hear loud footsteps in the distance. My third grade teacher told me something terribly wrong and dangerous has happened. I ask what but before she can answer, I see something walking toward us. It was about godzilla size. The soldiers aim at that monster. My third grade teacher told me that she was cloned and her clone grew to a monstrous size. The soldiers shoot but it was useless. My third grade teacher's evil godzilla-sized clone killed anyone who attacked it. It walked toward me, picked me up, and crushed me so hard that I instantly woke up. I woke up screaming. I thought it was a terrifying dream. Well, I thought it was a terrifying dream back then. Now, I think it was kinda funny. I mean an evil godzilla-sized teacher? That's so wierd, it's funny.

_{I respects no law. No morality. I will do whatever it takes to quench my limitless thirst!
I will be baptized in the blood of my defeated foes and their unabashed ambition to be born anew, ready to usher in a new age of Madness from the restrictions of artificial morality from these emotion-less animals we call mankind.
All that I found unpleasant has been purged. From this day forward, I shall rule as emperor of brutality!}

Maybe it's best you do not know what goes on in my dreams....

I once had a dream that me and my sister were being chased through a house by a freaky clown. At one point I was hanging out a window and my sister was trying to help me, then I woke up. And after calming down a bit I fell back asleep only for the dream to pick up EXACTLY where it left off! D: I was like "NO FAIR!"

Another dream I had, I had gone up stairs with my mom to go to sleep, but she forgot the baby bag, so I had to go back downstairs to get it. When I looked down the stairs I could just see the back of a massive spider crawl into the darkness. And for whatever reason I just walked down stairs, turn the corner, and the dream ended >.>

I've had several dreams of dolls moving or doing some scary crap. I don't like dolls DX

I had a dream once where a friend of mine was bugging me so I pushed him back, and his face like, peeled back, so his face had no skin on it, and he kept walking towards me and it freaked me out.

But these days I usually don't have nightmares. Usually my dreams consist of random things on my mind in more realistic settings and terms, and are rarely scary. And as of late I've been having dreams of my boyfriend, which make me happy :3 Except one, one made me sad But yeah, for the most part I have good dreams.

Another sanity-devoid dreams thread? Really?

A few nights ago, I had a dream where comedian Lee Mack was driving my bus and he wanted to give me some Gamecube games.

I wasn't interested and declined his offer because they were not particularly good games.

I once dreamed I was being eaten by a jelly doughnut. Hows that for a twist of fate.
The dream was so vivid and horrifying that it kind of lives on in my signature.

Another dream I am going to share with you today is this...(I am terribly grossed out by bugs[including cockroaches]) I dreamt that I woke up and found a cockroach the size of a laptop on me. The cockroach had the head of a realistic(not cartoony like the anime) Venipede. [Venipede is a pokemon for those who don't know] I woke up sweating in real life. I felt so grossed out that I got up off my bed and refused to go to sleep until the next day.

These are all funny and crazy dreams thanks for commenting in here. @sushi if there was another one i didnt see it and if you want to post the thread on here then go head and find it. @Ecto haha guess you were the filling in this one lol. @Alpha yea those godzilla dreams aint no joke huh ha. @Shadx sounds like some freddy krueger stuff ive had dreams that have picked up right where i left off i guess we were thinking about the dream too hard before we went back to sleep. @edhe ha he can drive a bus selling or giving away games my way anyday lol. @Masters thats crazy your granny became the next rocketeer & 2 veggies fighting over who can make u grow up the strongest lol i added something into the dream/fight. @Y2josh i guess you woke up just in time before the end. @Thesignpainter 6foot tall teddys huh , anything with karate in it is alright by me.

I've had a dream that was very The-Legend-of-Zelda-esque and has stuck in my head for all these years was because of the ending ...

My dream starts with me, randomly walking through a forest (I hate how dreams start in the middle of a story), and I see a huge castle off in the distance and I, not knowing what the hell is going on, walks toward the castle.
I reach the door and it seems to be approximately 30 feet high, though surprisingly light. I walk into a dark area that mysteriously brightens to reveal an empty room.
The door slams shut behind me and I try to open it. It won't budge. Suddenly the walls start closing in. I start panicking and my claustrophobia sets off.
Suddenly things start to slow down and I see myself! My perspective of the dream had switched to 3rd person and I watch as I stand there, emotionless as the walls are slowly closing in on me!
Everything goes black and I see 3 white words off in the distance of the darkness.
They say "To Be Continued..."

To this day (8 years have passed), I have never dreamed the second part ...

I have a friend that has had a similar dream but his ended in "Please Insert Coin To Continue"

@Kholdstare i guess you were starring in ur own series there huh lol

Here's one I had a year or two ago...

Another? Alright alright... Here's one that I had years ago, back when I had only learned the meaning of the word extinct. I had been learning about dinosaurs earlier that day...

Before I went to sleep, my friend came over to spend the night and we played RE4 Mercenaries all night. The dream I had was that me and him were looking for each other (hunting each other down?) in a huge, non-scary, mansion. Then I came into this room where there were tons of cats all over the place. Then I found my friend sleeping on the floor and I went into RE4 sniper mode and got the crosshairs on his head and pulled the trigger. His head went off just like in the game. Later when I told him, he thought it was funny...kind of.

Has anyone had a dream that they woke up and started going about their day but really you were still dreaming? It's kinda freaky I have done it a few times when you do really wake up it's like am I really awake lol.

I recently had a dream where it was like real life but I was so happy I pinched myself in the dream to see if I was dreaming. It was weird, I had never done that in a dream before. Even when I pinched myself, I still wasn't sure if I was dreaming. It kind of hurt but then again it kind of felt like my skin had been numbed. Weird.