Topic: Power Rangers: Nintendo Force

Lord Zed: Of course, my dear...er...
Lord Zed reads the script
Lord Zed: .....holy crap, LZ is short for Lord Zed?! Who knew?
Lord Zed: Oh yeah, send the Krueger rangers to dispose of the rest of them

As quoted from my opposing campaign manager, "what we need is a patriotic non emotionally blackmailing leader to tackle such major issues as how to cross a bridge without losing a shoe." This is true we do, but recent studies have found that (cues evil music) Xkhaoz has stolen over 1000 pairs of shoes and scattered them on bridges throughout the World to confuse people as they cross. A true leader would not try to deceive his fellow rangers.

StarBoy is the man for the job. Cute boyish charm, honest and doesn't steal peoples shoes. Vote Starboy.

+1 Starboy
-1 lz

Ranger Tingles runs through the NLPR headquarters, naked
Vote tingles as the new Dictator of PowerRangers everywhere

Rita: (cackles with glee) Yes, my Kreuger Rangers! Wreak havoc, cause suffering and strife wherever you go! Give those silly Power Rangers each a nasty hangnail!

Krueger: At once Lord Zed. I will kill them in their sleep Muahahaha. (Goes out ranger hunting)
Krueger finds a cute furry bunny on the way and slices its belly open, letting it's entrails pour onto the earth

Lord Zed: AHahahahahahahaaa, this is so evil!

Rita: I know, I know~! Soon, the Earth shall be ours! >:3

Get high on life, not on starbits, starbits are ruining the lives nl users and there loved ones, vote X to keep our nl starbit free.

Tingles: Keheheheheheehehehhe! I'm so eviiiil!
Tingles steals some bread from the local market.....AND STOMPS ON IT

Krueger: I will start with their little gaming friends first!
Runs up behind Cloud and wraps his claw around his neck
Krueger: Looks like some spikey little freak could use a haircut!
Krueger slices off the top of his scalp
Krueger: Now for little Aerith... wait.... aren't you already dead? Haha! No matter.... doesn't it just break your little heart to see your boyfriend die in front of you?
Kruger stabs one of his knife fingers into Aerith's chest and cuts her heart in half

Goldar: My queen! My queen! It's ready!
Rita: (hisses) Finally! What took you fools so long! Bring it in, bring it in!
Goldar and some random Putties wheel in a giant... thing... underneath a big cover
Rita: Zeddy, dear, my bumbling minions have finally finished my wedding gift to you! Mwahahahaha~
Rita pulls away the cover to reveal... the Hallo-Wray! Simply point and shoot at unsuspecting humans to turn them into shambling zombies, killer werewolves, blood-sucking vampires, and other assorted Halloween-type creatures

Lord Zed: Just as long as they don't sparkle, I like it my dear!

Axem: I hate to be the buzzkill but we need to make a roll call first. Can't do any evil deeds without making sure everyone is present first. D:
Anyway; Ranger Axem is present!

Rita: Oh yes, the Roll Call. Kreuger Rangers, assemble! Present yourselves to your evil king and queen!

Kruger slices both Cloud and Aeriths dead bodies in half and stitches one half of one body with the other half of the other. He then returns to the evil base
Kruger: Look my lords! I have brought you a little trophy! Now they can share their love forever in Hell! ahahahahahaha

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The mighty "..."! It's so frightening

tootifruti ranger kinkyfied and present, omg a bridge /me holds tightly onto shoes

Rita: Excellent, Ranger Freddy! What kind of monster shall we make out of this, Zeddy dearest? >:3