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1. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 00:51 BST
There once was a man with a beard.who said "it's just as I feared!"."Two owls and a hen,four larks and a wren,have all built their nest in my beard!"
Edited on Wed 1st April, 2009 @ 16:09 by Nanaki
2. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 00:59 BST
lol and... WTF?
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3. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 01:07 BST
I had to read that poem, in the style of a news reporter, for my first ever drama audition. Stuck with me ever since.
Apparently, it's based on a true story!
4. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 12:26 BST
Here's my favourite poem:On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. On the Nong Ning Nang All the mice go Clang And you just can't catch 'em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
It's the only poem that ever made sense to me.
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5. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 16:09 BST
Hah. I only created this as a test topic - didn't realise it would still be up on launch.
Oh well, I suppose it can be the Poem Thread henceforth!
6. Posted: Wed 1st Apr 2009 17:19 BST
I won a poetry contest last year and my work got published. And yes, I do write/compose poetry.
7. Posted: Thu 2nd Apr 2009 17:59 BST
My favorite poems are both by Private S. Baldrick, serving in the first World War.
THE GERMAN GUNSBoom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
UNTITLEDHear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing... ...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
8. Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 18:56 BST
Wow, I laughed so much upon (finally) reading your post, Brutus. Has he got a book of them somewhere?
9. Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 19:01 BST
There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose d*** was so long he could...
Wait, maybe that one isn't fitting for this site.
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10. Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 19:33 BST
Here we go, life, summed up in three lines.
A bird soaring high in the skyAs soon as i i look in the skyit craps in my eye……
Now thats art man.
Edited on Sun 28th June, 2009 @ 19:34 by OldBoy
What's this bit for again?
11. Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 19:34 BST
My favorite poems are both by Private S. Baldrick, serving in the first World War.THE GERMAN GUNSBoom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, BoomUNTITLEDHear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing... ...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Ha ha, is that Blackadder??
12. Posted: Sun 28th Jun 2009 19:35 BST
Boom boom boom?
How did you know sir?!
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13. Posted: Mon 29th Jun 2009 20:02 BST
There was a old man from chinaWho wasn't a very good climberHe slipped on a rockCut off his ....And now he's got a ......
Arty farty had a party all the farts were there,Tooty fruity did a beauty and they all went out for air.
This is good