Topic: NL Fabulous Avatar Competition

Fools! I eat manly mustaches for breakfeast to absorb the nutrients of true manliness and make my pompadour and body hamazing!

Bidoof is the manliest thing alive. Not even Arceus can out-manly him.

/me uses his super manly powers to grow a new pompadour in seconds!

I eat bricks with goomba gravy on the top to gain a lot of healthy proteins that makes my mustache more beefy!!!

@SheldonRandoms

my mustache is too powerful to be shaven! xP my mustache then shaves your razor

Everything is MANLY
Everywhere I see
Everything is MANLY
And that's quite alright with me

I am a bear of little brain
I can't explain
Why everything will be changing to
The favorite snack of Winnie the Pooh

Can you?

Everything is MANLY
I can't get enough
Of lots and lots of pots and pots
Of sticky, licky, stuff

Oh, what a sight, oh, what a dream
Doused in the wonderful, MANLIFUL stream

Swimming in the MANLY
Swimming far and wide
Open up my mouth
And let the MANLY flow inside

Ooey and gooey and very sweet
Eat and eat then repeat
Suddenly I'm in a MANLY boat
It doesn't matter to where we float

'Cause everywhere is MANLY
There's a MANLY Pooh
He's just made of MANLY
So I guess I'll eat him too

If everything is MANLY
And I am what I eat
I must be made of MAAAANLY
And life is very sweet

I'm so manly that I managed to look at Chuck Norris' face for a minute before my eyes gets burned!!!

Apparently a bunch of half-naked guys doesn't count as manly. So I got one fully clothes one!

I find issue with 'manliness' being something gooey, @Mickey.

@Mickey: As a manly fanly of mystical rhyming poems, I must applaud your muse with the thundrous clapping of my hairy man-palms. I swear, if I wasn't as manly as I am, I would likely shed a single tear from the beauty of the song.

@BRO-Ku So I took the song 'Everything is Honey' and lazily changed every 'Honey' to 'MANLY'. Sue me.

@Mickey I knew what you did, it's just that I'm sitting here visualizing 'swimming in manly', and it is not pretty.

@Micky I read your poem of manliness.You truly deserve a beefy prize! May your manliness stay up with you till the end.

I choose Sableye! Go, use manly, fear inducing, twitch!

I win. YAY!

I am the manliest thing on the planet. thus, i am entered

I'll go with my Nathan Drake avatar, he's saved the world multiple times, can climb like you wouldn't believe, can take care of himself in a fight, can solve riddles left by ancient civilizations, doesn't proclaim manliness with nachos, and looks better than you in a suit.

@Jaz007: Are you sure about the suit part?

@Jaz007 Y'know what else he can do? Talk to the hand.

Disclaimer: What I did there was a joke. And I needed to post it.

made some changes in my avatar now it has Looker(from Pokémon) in it too!

Your Winnie the Pooh seems more sassy than manly tbh, @Mickey.