Topic: NintendoLife Fighting Arena!

Somebody tosses a hockey stick to James and then He uses it.

Corbs summons the Power Gloves!
And uses it also against James

Corbs strikes James in the groin with a cinder block.

James feigns pain in his groin region (groin of steel!) and Corbs lowers his guard. James uses this to his advantage by tripping Corbs and pinning his neck to the filthy ground of the arena with his foot.

"Eat dirt, you scum!" James bellows in his mighty battle voice. The crowd erupts into cheers and wild applause.

James leg transforms into a chainsaw as the crowd chants
'END HIM'
James pumps the gas button 3 times then engages the choke and with a pull on the cord ends the life of his foe.The crowd screams
'BRUTALITY'
James stands in a pool of Nintendo green blood laughing psychotically as he performs the hokey pokey dance to an eruptive audience

Well. That escalated quickly.

@GameLord Let's face it, this was definitely not going to last long. :3

Corbs soul is being released into the afterlife... though on the way it make it's way into a Space-station and inside the core of a advanced computer. C O R B S
(Computer Operating Robotic Beatdown System) programs the Space-station to to land on Earth, burning into the atmosphere at high speeds. As soon as it lands it crashes into the ground and dust and smoke erupt clouding the air. It transforms itself into a giant mech.

I am sorry James, I am afraid I can't let you do that.

WTF

I don't like this thread right now. D:

Little did Corbs know that when James' Leg was transformed to a Chainsaw, he became Mecha James. He really did have a groin of STEEL. However the hot plate of Bangers and Mash corrupted his targeting system.

Didn't the power ranger thread teach us that role playing threads where just plain wrong already :/

Don't you mean just plain right?
Anyway, Corbs, taking advantage of Jame's malfunctioning targeting system, teleports all over the place and force feeds James one-hundred pounds of bangers and mash.

There's nothing wrong with role-playing threads as long as people dont derail or troll them.
That doesnt mean I'm not going to say that this one is just plain weird though...

the 'mod race' was one thing, but this thread is pretty creepy — I'm not so sure it's kosher to be role-playing users and/or members of staff fighting and/or actually killing one another. This is probably a line we should avoid crossing in the future, guys.