Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got raining tetris blocks that will never stop trying to fall on you (that is what you get for not giving me the same amount of Wii points as I gave cash (I gave 1 billion))!

Inserts 10 billion dollars

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points)

You got: One trillion Wii Points!!!! (...and this time, the math is right!!!! lol)

Inserts a Calculator

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, and raining Tetris Blocks that never stop tryinf to fall on me.

You got the star coin i was going to insert
Inserts... Hey! Where did it go?
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down, zero's blaster, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, Eco Shooter: plant 530, 5 max potions, the creators reverence , billy bob's ten gallon hat

You Got: A shiver down your spine, thanks to Calling (Coming out in March, so psyched!)
Inserts finger
Inventory: Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive, a receipt from Capcom for...$1000?!? O.o (Craps pants), cookies, Star Wolf

You got: robbed by a Gerudo (a thief from Zelda) before you could put your money into the vending machine!!!! (Just when you thought Nintendo Life was safe... lol)

Inserts the national debt

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert.

You got a bomb-omb which will blow up on the next item you insert no matter what you try doing!

Inserts more money

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points,

You got 1 quadrillion anti wii points! That leaves your wii point total somwwhere around... -9,900,000 wii points
Inserts Rupee
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down, zero's blaster, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, Eco Shooter: plant 530, 5 max potions, the creators reverence , billy bob's ten gallon hat, a shiver down your spine from The Calling

You Got: Masked Deedeedee's Hammer!
Inserts personality
Inventory: Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive, a receipt from Capcom for...$1000?!? O.o (Craps pants), cookies, Star Wolf, robbed by a Gerudo

You got Zelda's Clothes!

Inserts Gold and gets rid of 1 quadrillion anti wii points

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points,

You got: Pokemon Gold signed by Shigeru Miyamoto!!!! (That's got to be worth more than gold!!!! lol)

Inserts Nothing

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, and a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing.

You got a puff of air (since you didn't insert anything)!

Inserts magical coin

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points, Pokemon Gold signed by Shigeru Miyamoto

You got: 1,000 Star Bits.
Insert coin [I'm sensing that you can insert more than just coins]
Inventory: Vampire Killer, a copy of Starfy Collection for the DS, Kirby's Star Rod, Illusion of Gaia, Starite (from Scribblenauts), a British import of Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, the ability to work for Nintendo, Tails, five save files, Marth's sword, two big smiles , a mini fan that blows an unlimited amount of turbulence from the Earth's atmosphere

You got a jukebox (to play your favorite themes)!

Inserts Chocobo foot which does work in the machine

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points, Pokemon Gold signed by Shigeru Miyamoto, 1,000 Star Bits

You got: That Final Fantasy Chocobo Game on the DS!!!! (You know the one I'm talking about!!!! lol)

Inserts Bill Gate's Fortune

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, and a puff of air.

You got a deku nut!
Inserts Goomba
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down, zero's blaster, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, Eco Shooter: plant 530, 5 max potions, the creators reverence , billy bob's ten gallon hat, a shiver down your spine from The Calling, Masked Deedeedee's hammer

You got: New Super Mario Bros Wii, and New Super Mario Bros. for the DS!!!! (That was one powerful goomba!!!! lol)

Inserts Aztec Gold

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, and a deku nut.

You got a gold fish!

Inserts Treasured Purple Coin

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points, Pokemon Gold signed by Shigeru Miyamoto, 1,000 Star Bits, Final Fantasy Chocobo Game on the DS

You got: A Purple Pikmin!!!! (He's super strong!!!! lol)

Inserts The Nintendo Life Adventure

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, and a gold fish.

You got a spaceship!

Inserts some happiness

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean, Mario action figure, A Silver Rupee, Monty Mole, a Big Poe in a bottle, Battletoads, A life size version of a Sonic Ring, An autographed portrait of ERROR, A piece of candy, A Dream, A Nintendo Wii at launch date, A whole bunch of Wii games, 100,000,000 Wii Points (should be 1,000,000,000 points), One trillion Wii Points, Pokemon Gold signed by Shigeru Miyamoto, 1,000 Star Bits, Final Fantasy Chocobo Game on the DS, A purple pikman

You Got: Bowser's flying smiley face...thing...
Inserts Hamster
Inventory: Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive, a receipt from Capcom for...$1000?!? O.o (Craps pants), cookies, Star Wolf, robbed by a Gerudo, Zelda's clothes (NOT a pervert!)