Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got Bowser who wants to kill you (don't be so cheap with what you put in next time)!

Inserts something that meets all requirments with vending machine

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD

You got: a copy of Super Mario All Stars!!!! (Something that all Nintendo Gamer's should love!!!! lol)

Inserts a Silver Dollar

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, and a Von Kaiser Idol Card.

You got the only platinum version of the Wii!

Inserts Rare object which works in the machine as well

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars

You got another "Rare" object in return: GoldenEye on VC (You lucky bastard)
Inserts one shiny coin
Inventory: the only copy of NSMBW 2!, Simon Belmont, The Invincible, Sheep Man's lightning, a star coin from NSMBW, Ness' ATM Card from Earthbound, shreded plastic and Bowser who wants to kill me (Yikes!!!)

You got a Golden Statue of Palkia!

Inserts Platinum coin

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC

You got a thank you letter adressed to GamerForGod! (My soul is no longer dead!)
Inserts Bent Coin
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down

You got: Zero's blaster!
Insert coin
Inventory: Vampire Killer, a copy of Starfy Collection for the DS, Kirby's Star Rod, Illusion of Gaia, Starite (from Scribblenauts), a British import of Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland

You got the ability to work for Nintendo (nobody said you would be paid)!

Inserts thank you letter from GamerForGod which I don't know why I got

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, a thank you letter adressed to GamerForGod (in machine)

You Got: Kthuhlu! (The mystical beast I discovered in Scribblenauts! )
Inserts debit card
Inventory: Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive

You got a receipt from capcom for $1000 (good luck paying without a debt card)

Inserts coin

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu

You got: a jellybean (A Boy and His Blob reference).
Insert coin
Inventory: Vampire Killer, a copy of Starfy Collection for the DS, Kirby's Star Rod, Illusion of Gaia, Starite (from Scribblenauts), a British import of Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, the ability to work for Nintendo [YAY!!!! ]

You got that one orange mutant squirrel thing that likes to hang out with sonic... pails? rails? oh right, fails!
Inserts blue coin
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down, zero's blaster
Clarification: I actually have nothing against tails, im just makin a joke

You got: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom! (now you can play as your avatar!)
inserts Proto Man
inventory: Don Pianta's desk, with some help building it, a goomba steak, a gameboy micro, a lv. 35 Gengar (MALE) holding a cherish ball, a Metallic Blue Nintendo DSi, a potion, a download error message from Nintendo, a hamburger in a trash can from Earthbound, the Legend of Zelda theme song, Super Mario's Sleigh Ride Remix from www.ocremix.org, a copy of A Boy and His Blob, a napkin with Super Mario on it from a Super Mario-themed birthday party, a barely working NES, the random morningstar thing, a snifit, a frog suit, a mario action figure wearing a santa hat, a Kirby with voice acting, the luma that was in Mario's hat, K.K. Slider's guitar, Shirley's propeller, a Slippy Toad bib, Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing, a still in Japanese Mario Party 11, the newest glitch from the next Super Smash Bros. game (the wave dash attack), angry fan mail from Nintendo users, a lawsuit from Nintendo, the legendary Dragoon, Epic Mickey, a repaired warp pipe, a bob-omb that blew up a former Nintendo Vending Machine (copyright 1922), Blast Corps for the Nintendo 64, Wii Music, the Whip of Alchemy, Kablooey Man (from Mega Man 11), Navi from OoT, Cooking Mama for the DS

You got a roast
Inserts green coin
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin, the scientist from the DS game Contact, Dr. Light's beard, Clock Tower translated to english, a hammer bro hammer, another smack in the face, a big pile of Dodongo shirts, Tingle's offspring Shingle, Ellie the elephant, a phoenix down, zero's blaster, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom

You got: a copy of Eco Shooter: Plant 530 on the WiiWare!!!! (Way to be green!!!! lol)

Inserts a Sand Dollar and picks up his thank you letter which was still laying idle in the vending machine

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, and a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod.

You got a lock of Medusas hair, no wait, it's just a SNAKE!!!!!
While fighting with Bowser I noticed something that fell out of his pocket. I picked it up and inserted it in the machine
Inventory: the only copy of NSMBW 2!, Simon Belmont, The Invincible, Sheep Man's lightning, a star coin from NSMBW, Ness' ATM Card from Earthbound, shreded plastic, Bowser who wants to kill me and a Golden Statue of Palkia.

You got...a warning that everything has to be nintendo-related, or someone might report you like MBF got reported. You also got a mushroom.
inserts a gameboy cartridge

You got a Nintendo Cartridge of Kid Icarus (when looking through the manual you see that the final boss is Medusa, and her hair is made of snakes )
Throws away the warning and Inserts a heavenly coin
Inventory: the only copy of NSMBW 2!, Simon Belmont, The Invincible, Sheep Man's lightning, a star coin from NSMBW, Ness' ATM Card from Earthbound, shreded plastic, Bowser who wants to kill me, a Golden Statue of Palkia and a mushroom

You got yoshi's egg (what mystery will you find inside, that is your decision but act fast or it will hatch into another one )!

Inserts Golden Coin

Inventory:The Super Mario Brother's Movie on BluRay, An error message (resolved), a Moe (of Starfy fame) plushie, a Triforce, A lawsuit from Capcom, Super Mario and Zelda: Big Band Live CD, A copy of Super Mario All Stars, GoldenEye on VC, Kthuhlu, A jellybean

You got a Mario action figure ( kung-fu grip included)
inserts 10000 wii/dsi points card
inventory: empty