Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got: a brick from Super Mario Bros!!!! (But you never know if your going to find money or just a headache!!!! lol)

Inserts the National Debt of America

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, and Wepray (existence questionable).

You got: nothing! (Oh no! The Nintendo Vending Machine is jammed!)
inserts wrench to help fix it
inventory: Don Pianta's desk, with some help building it, a goomba steak, a gameboy micro, a lv. 35 Gengar (MALE) holding a cherish ball, a Metallic Blue Nintendo DSi, a potion, a download error message from Nintendo, a hamburger in a trash can from Earthbound, the Legend of Zelda theme song, Super Mario's Sleigh Ride Remix from www.ocremix.org, a copy of A Boy and His Blob, a napkin with Super Mario on it from a Super Mario-themed birthday party, a barely working NES, the random morningstar thing, a snifit, a frog suit, a mario action figure wearing a santa hat, Tingle's sister (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!), a Kirby with voice acting, the luma that was in Mario's hat, K.K. Slider's guitar, Shirley's propeller, a Slippy Toad bib, Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing, a still in Japanese Mario Party 11, the newest glitch from the next Super Smash Bros. game (the wave dash attack), angry fan mail from Nintendo users, a lawsuit from Nintendo, the legendary Dragoon, Epic Mickey

You got: a conpletely repaired warp pipe!!!! (No more going to -1 World for you!!!! lol)

Inserts a Shiny New Coin

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), and nothing.

You got: a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak! (try to read them all!)
Inserts four tentacles
Inventory: Anna's prayers, life-sized Bowser plush, Cecil's Death sword, wish stone, Arceus, Two bad reviews from Nintendolife.com, the hour hand from Tick-Tock-Clock, Santa hat-ed Mario action figure, Tingle's cousin, quickdraw game from Kirby's Adventure, Deku Leaf, a thank-you letter from Nintendo

You got a golden cuckoo
Inserts LEGO
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom

You got: Sheep Man!
Inserts Mega Man 24
Inventory: Anna's prayers, life-sized Bowser plush, Cecil's Death sword, wish stone, Arceus, Two bad reviews from Nintendolife.com, the hour hand from Tick-Tock-Clock, Santa hat-ed Mario action figure, Tingle's cousin, quickdraw game from Kirby's Adventure, Deku Leaf, a thank-you letter from Nintendo, Golden Cuckoo

You got: a regular sheep (less exciting than sheep man i know....)
Inserts a coin that needs to lose weight
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man

You Got: A Chocolate Bunny!!
Inserts fake coin
Inventory: nothing

You got: a desert rabbit!!!
Inserts Moderator
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny

You got: Majora's mask!
inserts luigi gamecube controller
inventory: A desert rabbit

You got: Bowser's bad attitude
Inserts a better LEGO
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask

You got: Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake! (He'll kill for it)
Inserts the useless PSP Go
Inventory: Anna's prayers, life-sized Bowser plush, Cecil's Death sword, wish stone, Arceus, Two bad reviews from Nintendolife.com, the hour hand from Tick-Tock-Clock, Santa hat-ed Mario action figure, Tingle's cousin, quickdraw game from Kirby's Adventure, Deku Leaf, a thank-you letter from Nintendo, Golden Cuckoo, a regular sheep

You got: to go to Nintendo World and get a brand new DSi instead!!!! (That's much more useful!!!! lol)

Inserts a Deku Nut

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, and a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak.

You got: Midbus! (What is it anyway....)
Inserts Gold Bar
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake

You Got: A star coin! (They're never worth the amount of trouble you go through to get them... )
Inserts dentures
Inventory: Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!

You got: Prince Peasly! (shingggg sparkle sparkle)
Inserts Old Man
Inventory: A smack in the face from princess peach, a half eaten mushroom, sheep man, a chocolate bunny, Majora's Mask, Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake, a star coin

You got: the scientist from the DS game Contact!!!! (One old man for another!!!! lol)

Inserts One Google of Dollars

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, and Midbus.

You got: google chrome as your web browser! (u spelled google wrong, it's googol when talking about numbers)
inserts a blown up Nintendo Vending Machine (it's copyright is 1922!)
inventory: Don Pianta's desk, with some help building it, a goomba steak, a gameboy micro, a lv. 35 Gengar (MALE) holding a cherish ball, a Metallic Blue Nintendo DSi, a potion, a download error message from Nintendo, a hamburger in a trash can from Earthbound, the Legend of Zelda theme song, Super Mario's Sleigh Ride Remix from www.ocremix.org, a copy of A Boy and His Blob, a napkin with Super Mario on it from a Super Mario-themed birthday party, a barely working NES, the random morningstar thing, a snifit, a frog suit, a mario action figure wearing a santa hat, Tingle's sister (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!), a Kirby with voice acting, the luma that was in Mario's hat, K.K. Slider's guitar, Shirley's propeller, a Slippy Toad bib, Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing, a still in Japanese Mario Party 11, the newest glitch from the next Super Smash Bros. game (the wave dash attack), angry fan mail from Nintendo users, a lawsuit from Nintendo, the legendary Dragoon, Epic Mickey, a repaired warp pipe

You got: the Bob-omb that blew up that Nintendo Vending Machine!!!! (It's copyright is also 1922!!!! )

Inserts a very feisty Chain Chomp

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, and Google Chrome for my browser.

You got: Bow Wow! (the chain chomp from links awakening, or was it Boom Boom)
inserts Boom Boom from SMB3
inventory: Don Pianta's desk, with some help building it, a goomba steak, a gameboy micro, a lv. 35 Gengar (MALE) holding a cherish ball, a Metallic Blue Nintendo DSi, a potion, a download error message from Nintendo, a hamburger in a trash can from Earthbound, the Legend of Zelda theme song, Super Mario's Sleigh Ride Remix from www.ocremix.org, a copy of A Boy and His Blob, a napkin with Super Mario on it from a Super Mario-themed birthday party, a barely working NES, the random morningstar thing, a snifit, a frog suit, a mario action figure wearing a santa hat, Tingle's sister (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!), a Kirby with voice acting, the luma that was in Mario's hat, K.K. Slider's guitar, Shirley's propeller, a Slippy Toad bib, Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing, a still in Japanese Mario Party 11, the newest glitch from the next Super Smash Bros. game (the wave dash attack), angry fan mail from Nintendo users, a lawsuit from Nintendo, the legendary Dragoon, Epic Mickey, a repaired warp pipe, a bob-omb that blew up a former Nintendo Vending Machine (copyright 1922),