Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got...Samus' Zero Suit!
_{This replica of the famous undersuit worn by bounty hunter Samus Aran is adult-size, so it won't fit a kid!}
Inserts Bulborb
Inventory: Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You got: Bulbasaur!!!! (You should hang him as a decoration on your Christmas tree!!!! He'll look great with all of those other bulbs!!!! lol)

Inserts the Inflated Budget of Mars

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, and Final Fantasy 100!!!! lol

tl;dr

That's possibly my favourite Pokemon EVER!!!! Thank you so much!!!! xD

You get...Pegasus Boots!
_{With these enchanted boots, you can charge with the swiftness of the legendary steed of Earth mythology...so how did the Hylians know of it?}
Inserts Cherish Ball
Inventory: Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get...A planet from Super Mario Galaxy!
Inserts coin
Inventory: (I'm not a Cheep Cheep any more) Epona, The Starshroom.

You get...a Heart Container!
_{Your maximum life energy increases by one heart! Your life energy will be totally filled!}
Inserts Golden Gauntlets
Inventory: Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get... Hot pumpkin soup! Drink it in less than 5 minutes or it'll get cold!
Insert comet medal
Inventory: None. I just started. :3

You get: GameSpot's printed review of Skyward Sword!
inserts 1,000,000 zenny
a complete set of figurines from Mario & Luigi vs. Finn & Jake: Mushroom meets Ooo!, a Luigi mustache, a can of lemonade, a wonderful Brawl in the Family comic in video form, power gloves, Slippy Toad, Kamek's Toothbrush

You get... Hotel Mario with a free CDi! You must be overjoyed!
Insert rupee
My collection: Gamespot's printed review of Skyward Sword

You got: my happiness from getting a CDi! (I don't want it anyway)
inserts Andross
Inventory: a complete set of figurines from Mario & Luigi vs. Finn & Jake: Mushroom meets Ooo!, a Luigi mustache, a can of lemonade, a wonderful Brawl in the Family comic in video form, power gloves, Slippy Toad, Kamek's Toothbrush, Hotel Mario with a free CDi

You get: Andross Dental Floss!!!! (Now your teeth can look just like a monkey's, just the way you've always wanted them to!!!! lol)

Inserts a Dilapidated Pig

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, and Pegasus Boots!!!! lol

@NintendoPurist: I'm glad you liked the Bulbasaur so much!!!! Merry Christmas friend!!!!

Merry Christmas!
You get...Andross' Toothbrush!
_{This gigantic piece of dental equipment transforms into the Shogun Mk. II, and was supposed to be Andross' last resort in his conquest of Lylat...except Fox defeated him in Venom's core before it could be activated!}
Inserts 100 Hits in Sector Y
Inventory: Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get... 5 Gratitude crystals!
Insert red coin
Collection: Gamespot's printed review of SS, AtomicWaffles' happiness from getting a CDi.

You get: One eighth of a Shine Sprite from Super Mario Sunshine!!!! (Collect seven more red coins to get a whole Shine Sprite!!!! )

Inserts an Insert Coin Button

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, and Andross' Toothbrush!!!! lol

You get...Morph Ball!
_{Now just like bounty hunter Samus Aran you can transform into a ball and roll through gaps! Why crawl when you can roll?}
Inserts P-Wing
Inventory: Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You got: The Minish (Picori) Blade! Play Zelda Item tune

Inserts Coin

Inventory: NOTHING !

You get: NOTHING! The Nintendo Vending machine is empty.

Inserts coin
Inventory: Epona, Heart Container, The Starshroom.

You get: a Thwomp, look out!!! squash

Inserts coin
Inventory: nothin

You get: Your coin back!

Inserts coin
Inventory: Nothing

You get...an Oddish!
_{This Oddish has the Hidden Ability "Run Away", which it can't otherwise have!}
Inserts Heart Scale
Inventory: Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS; The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.