Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

Woah... O.o
...This thread still has some life in it?...
Okay then, you got: Kay's "Little Thief!"
Inserts a very dusty coin...
Inventory: ...Oh man, let's see here...
"Hugo" the goomba, some worthless protoplasm, 2 DK ties, Bowser's giant toilet, Poltergeist 3000, an annoying mudkip, hammer bros. suit, all expenses paid trip to Isle Delfino, a hungry HP sucker, THE Wind Waker!, torn Nintendo Power poster, Nintendogs pooper scooper freshly filled with virtual crap (No one better tick me off) , a warrent of arrest by the Hyrulian police (Apparently decapitating someone known as the "Hero of Time" there is considered a federal crime in their country...), a Nintendo Gamecube Broadband Adaptor, a replica Captian Falcon helmet (Time to run through the aisles of my local grocery store to see how many weird looks I get!), a pull-string Kon doll (YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!), an instruction manual for the Nintendo Vending Machine (Much Needed), a sighting of minihutchi inserting a coin (You never gave me anything...), master hand's glove (...wait, isn't he JUST a glove?...), Mr. Kudo's super awesome cheatcode for unlimited birdseed ammo, a moogle, one of Godot's 107 personal blends (too bad I hate coffee), a single peanut pop-gun, a cardboard attorney's badge (Hurray! Now I can get away with being a fake lawyer!), ANOTHER sighting of minihutchi inserting a coin (how come I never get anything from you?...), Mario mustache (proudly wearing with my Captian Falcon helmet and fake attorney's badge! Ahh...being weird is fun!), TRUCY'S magic hat (aka Mr. Hat), the shield eater, a radio from De Killer, Bowser's castle (WHAT?!? No floor?!? Who builds a castle with no floor?!?), "It's My Birthday" for Wii, James Bond's first gun, Mrs. Hat (Currently in a secluded room from Mr. Hat...), an episode of Chowder starring Mario and Luigi, a corrupted wreaking crew game, a rare solid gold NES Zapper with a round of Banzai Bills (Can you say, "eBay?"), a box of Yoshi's Cookies, a game genie, an abused chao, Shy Guy's mask, High School Musical the video game (...What's this? rated "M" for intense blood and gore?...AWESOME!), an exclusive Super Mario Bros. DSiWare game, a Virtual Boy (Joy...), the Mario and Luigi movie, a flying elephant with Mario on it,a 12" statue commorating the Nintendo Vending Machine..., Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive, a receipt from Capcom for...$1000?!? O.o (Craps pants), cookies, Star Wolf, robbed by a Gerudo, Zelda's clothes (NOT a pervert!), Ham Ham from Hamtaro, Mario's favorite meatballs, GamerforGod's inventory... O.o, the Lens of Truth, Nintendo-themed office supplies, a ticket to the Nintendo press conference

you get a mario penny that isnt worth the air it takes
inventory:1 item: nothing
inserts a dollar!

You got the blood berry
Inserts coin
Inventory: a rosalina doll and a Mario bros. statuette for becoming a platinum club nintendo member

You get: A very old, torn-up set of Hanafunda Cards.
Inserts Coin

Inventory: PK Lifeup, Mega Mushroom, Ice Flower, Bowser, Kay's "Little Thief."

Slowpoke Tail Yum
Inserts Coin with a String tie to it _{cuz I'm Cheap}

You get Bowser (_{who flames you for being a cheap bastard})

Inventory: Mega Mushrrom, Mini Mushroom, Game and Watch Ball, Nintendog, Luma, DK tie, Nintendo cap, Triforce of Wisdom, Master Sword, Paluten'a Arrow, Samus helmet, Pokeball, Pokedex, keys to the Blue Falcon, small-scale Arwing, a Triforce arcade cabinet, Club Nintendo figurine

You got: A coin! (Maybe you should insert it, and you could get something! )
Inserts his own coin...
Inventory: "Hugo" the goomba, some worthless protoplasm, 2 DK ties, Bowser's giant toilet, Poltergeist 3000, an annoying mudkip, hammer bros. suit, all expenses paid trip to Isle Delfino, a hungry HP sucker, THE Wind Waker!, torn Nintendo Power poster, Nintendogs pooper scooper freshly filled with virtual crap (No one better tick me off) , a warrent of arrest by the Hyrulian police (Apparently decapitating someone known as the "Hero of Time" there is considered a federal crime in their country...), a Nintendo Gamecube Broadband Adaptor, a replica Captian Falcon helmet (Time to run through the aisles of my local grocery store to see how many weird looks I get!), a pull-string Kon doll (YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!), an instruction manual for the Nintendo Vending Machine (Much Needed), a sighting of minihutchi inserting a coin (You never gave me anything...), master hand's glove (...wait, isn't he JUST a glove?...), Mr. Kudo's super awesome cheatcode for unlimited birdseed ammo, a moogle, one of Godot's 107 personal blends (too bad I hate coffee), a single peanut pop-gun, a cardboard attorney's badge (Hurray! Now I can get away with being a fake lawyer!), ANOTHER sighting of minihutchi inserting a coin (how come I never get anything from you?...), Mario mustache (proudly wearing with my Captian Falcon helmet and fake attorney's badge! Ahh...being weird is fun!), TRUCY'S magic hat (aka Mr. Hat), the shield eater, a radio from De Killer, Bowser's castle (WHAT?!? No floor?!? Who builds a castle with no floor?!?), "It's My Birthday" for Wii, James Bond's first gun, Mrs. Hat (Currently in a secluded room from Mr. Hat...), an episode of Chowder starring Mario and Luigi, a corrupted wreaking crew game, a rare solid gold NES Zapper with a round of Banzai Bills (Can you say, "eBay?"), a box of Yoshi's Cookies, a game genie, an abused chao, Shy Guy's mask, High School Musical the video game (...What's this? rated "M" for intense blood and gore?...AWESOME!), an exclusive Super Mario Bros. DSiWare game, a Virtual Boy (Joy...), the Mario and Luigi movie, a flying elephant with Mario on it,a 12" statue commorating the Nintendo Vending Machine..., Mushroom, black pig, a bean, a bottle of Grandma's Soup, Morph Ball, strawberry shortcake, Bowser's rear end on a stick, Captain Syrup's gold statue, another coin, Monopoly DSiWare, all expense paid trip to Nintendo of Japan!, a Nintendo-patented snapped string, a time machine, the dude from Precipice, Mario themed spoon, a ravenous Pac-Man, all of my save files erased!, Prince Peasly, Chrono Trigger soundtrack, Mario Mobile, a sharpened pencil, a bee hive, a receipt from Capcom for...$1000?!? O.o (Craps pants), cookies, Star Wolf, robbed by a Gerudo, Zelda's clothes (NOT a pervert!), Ham Ham from Hamtaro, Mario's favorite meatballs, GamerforGod's inventory... O.o, the Lens of Truth, Nintendo-themed office supplies, a ticket to the Nintendo press conference, Pete the mailman, a Mario Penny

You get: A coin that belongs to somebody else!
Inserts Coin

Inventory: PK Lifeup, Mega Mushroom, Ice Flower, Bowser, Kay's "Little Thief," Slowpoke Tail (yum!).

You got: The Animal Crossing Movie!

Inserts Coin

You got: a pirated version of the Professor Layton Movie!

Inserts Coin

Inventory: PK Lifeup, Mega Mushroom, Ice Flower, Bowser, Little Thief, Slowpoke Tail.

You got Samus' zero suit, enjoy
Inserts coin
Inventory: a rosalina doll, a Mario bros. statuette for becoming a platinum club nintendo member and a very old, torn-up set of hanafuda cards.

You got: A model of Wuhu Island! Wuhu (Woohoo)!

Inserts Seashell

Inventory: Pirated version of Professor Layton Movie _{(Can I throw this away? I ain't a pirate.)}

You got: a giant stuffed leviathan!

Inserts 1 Gil

You got: a fire magicite!

Inserts a DS Cartridge

Inventory: Pirated version of Professor Layton Movie (Can I throw this away? I ain't a pirate.) & a giant stuffed leviathan.

You get: a Game Over.

Inserts Coin

Inventory: PK Lifeup, Mega Mushroom, Ice Flower, Bowser, "Little Thief," the Zero Suit (ew).

P.S. You can throw away the PL Movie.

You got: a lemming!!!! (He'll follow you anywhere!!!! WOOHOO!!!! )

Inserts a huge bag of Wario's gold

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, and a Mario hat!!!!

You got King Dedede doing his BIG GAY DANCE!

Inserts coin.

You got: a Nintendog covering your screen!!!! (Now you can't see anything, but the puppy is just so cute!!!! lol)

Inserts 3 Billion Rupees

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, and King DeDeDe doing his big dance!!!!

@JohnWalrus: Welcome to the site man!!!! We're glad to have you as a part of the community!!!!

Thanks! I'm glad to be a part of such a nice community

You get... the soul of Chuck Norris.
Inserts coin.

Inventory: A nintendog

You got: a White Pikmin!!!! (Crikey mate, he's poisonous!!!! lol)

Inserts 7 Trillion Exp

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, and the Soul of Chuck Norris!!!!