Topic: Nintendo Theme Park

I want a Nintendo theme park. Especially if the gift shop was modeled after the Marketplace in Hyrule Castle Town. And you could get Pokemon toys for a room you could get in the Underground. Near the Underground, there would be a dungeon or two and you have to use your own logic and skill- with, of course, a few enemies to get through- to get through it. Also, Metroid laser tag would be undaunted awesome. An F-Zero roller coaster is a must, and they could blare the Big Blue music through speakers throughout the coaster area. And Mario Kart Balloon Battle bumper cars. I can't think of anything else, please respond to add stuff.

This would be the greatest theme park ever. How about a Luigi's Mansion haunted house for the young 'uns?

OO! Is this for ideas? 'Cause i have a crapload:
1: Donkey Kong Log river Ride
2: Super Mario Galaxy No-Gravity Room
3: Giant Mario Party Boards
4: Metroid Shooting Gallery (First Person)
5: Building Sized TVs
6: Elite Beat Agents Party Club
7: Authentic Souviners (I.E. Koopa Shells, Mushrooms, Gold Coins)
8: Zelda Dungeons
9: Mario Sports Fileds (Soccer, Baseball, Golf, etc.)
10: Brain Training Game Shows
All I can think of.

@tbd: It's funny, I never really noticed it before but that Mario sprite is baddonkey.

Oh god, I got so excited then, like a child on Christmas Eve. But it's not real.

You could have a merry go round with nothing but different colour Yoshi's to sit on.

You could have a massive Pikmin or Chibi-Robo World where everything was massif and you were ickle.

You could have a 2D-esque Mario platforming assault course like in Takeshi's Castle's 'The Gauntlet'.

I wanna go!

How about a Star Fox Arwing roller coaster? Or maybe a 3D interactive ride a-la Back To The Future?

OOH! There should be a PARADE! With floats and mascots and throwing candy and music.... OH MAN! This Theme Park NEEDS to happen!

Live Action Super Smash Brothers complete with explosions and the works

That would be awesome. The idea is not that crazy either. Several other brands have had theme parks such as Disney, Warner Bros. and LEGO. Nintendo, with its recognizable characters and cool worlds would be perfect for a theme park. Think of it:

Yoshi Merry Go Round.
Zelda dungeon.
Mario Kart track.
F-Zero coaster.
DK jungle river.
Star Fox space simulator.
Super Smash Bros. show.
Bowser/Peach/Hyrule castle.
Pokémon battle show.
Nintendo museum.
Pokémon town with Pokémart, Pokémon center and Oak's Lab.
Metroid maze.
Mario obstacle course with pipes going underground.
Gyarados slide.
DK tree top village.
Lon Lon Ranch
Game store.
Hyrule Market with shops and inns.
Metroid laser game.

It's perfect. Hasn't anyone of Nintendo thought of this. Even though I dislike theme parks I totally would visit this.

@Rensch: Probably. Japan has a Pokemon theme park in it

Not anymore. That was only temporarily.

Reala aproved attractions:

Zelda 2 ho houses

Mario Bros style waterworld, sewers with turtles basically

Tingle kissing booths

Pokemon punch out (world famous boxers in pokemon cosplay)

Wario garlic eating competitions

Birdo shaped toilets

Princess Peach & Bowser 3D movie: While Mario's Away

I like these cep't for the kissing booths. ewwwww