If it meant having a drooling fanboy following like Colette from Destructoid or Corey from Screwattack I'd be all over it!

DeStroy it!
Torturing terrible DS games in new ways!

Homie Rollerz: Toss it down a garbage disposal.
Ping Pals: put it inside a bottle rocket and launch it.
Deal Or No Deal: Drop it into a sewer.
King Kong: Take the cartidge apart.
Wiffle Ball: Put it inside a real wiffle ball, and toss it far away.
Best Of Tests: Attach it to a kite and fly it into a tree.
Rhythm 'n' Notes: crush it under piano keys
Superman Returns: pour green goo (kryptonite) on it.
F-24 Stealth Fighter: zap it on a fly zapper.
Dino Master: bury it in a bio-dome
Crash Boom Bang: Light fireworks right over it.
Monster Trucks: Run over it with a monster truck
Toy Shop: stuff it inside a teddy bear.
Grand Finale: Launch all of the DS games into space.

I'd actually love to do some NL video footage but I'm not sure whether the combination of my voice AND my face would cause a nuclear meltdown in the brains of Nintendo fans everywhere.

@Prosody - Prove it.

Maybe we could get Adam Sandler to guest star and you guys could do a twins skit.

And I just want one of those cool microphones with the "nintendolife" logo on it that I can stick in people's faces.

You should book channel 777 on every Cable service

Both great points. Print out the logo and stick it on a tissue box, and tape that to a microphone. Job done!

I'll post a link to my rubbish TV series later and then we'll see the nuclear meltdown in full force!

Now this I gotta see.

You could always use this:

http://www.ncsxshop.com/cgi-bin/shop/NMC-P035.html

It really should be a Wii Speak mic, though, shouldn't it -- even if it doesn't work, having that clipped to your shirt when doing interviews would be great!

I imagine something like this would happen if you ever did
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/indiana-jones-finest/melty...

This is two years old and rubbish.

Anybody want to join me in creating some NL video goodness?

@Prosody: That video wasn't rubbish, it was hilarious!

I love the video. Good stuff!! But instead of Adam Sandler, you do look a bit like Andy Murray's younger brother Skippy.

Not good. On bell, and maybe others, the 700's are reserved for the "adult" channels.