While no one was looking, I drank a Red Potion that should keep me impervious to all attacks for at least two turns (including mine). [Almost done charging up Thousand Spank Slap Combo, and I already chose a victim [grins]]
POWERS UP! Jumps to SUPERZELDAMAN, and executes THOUSAND SPANK SLAP COMBO, with the last attack being to swing the Sword of Morality hard, and jumping back to position. SZM has lost 7500 HP and all MP
suddenly, Nintendo Life RPG moderator ryanknight717 comes in! Foe ryanknight uses Broggy Bonkey on StarBoy91! It saps 1/2 of his hp. The attack is so effective ryanknight717 gains a barrier that sucks in 500 dmg!
[Rushes to lockd] Thousand Spank Slap Combo + Sword of Morality = lockd having lost all but 1 HP [Jumps back to position] "Sorry, kid, not trying to be mean and all. Life is fair, and I understand that totally. No hard feelings, right?"
Shows everyone a fandub of childhood favorite to everyone: [youtube:WJ98WiFKMyU] Everyone is resting with smiles on their faces, forgetting all about Chuck Norris!
[Sings Lullaby] Let me beeeeee your wiiiings Let me be your ooooonly loooove Let me take you faaaaaaar beyond the staaaaaarrrrrs Let me beeeee your wiiiiiiings Let me take you hiiiiiigh aboooove Everything we're dreaming of shall soon be ourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Anything that you desirrre, anything at alllllllllllll Everyday I'll take you hiiiigher, and I'll never let you falllllllllll Good night! [Everyone sleeps from heavenly Jodi Benson voice]
For my next trick: I'll annihilate Chuck Norris, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! I'm wearing an amulet that protects me from all attacks and magic, and cannot be taken off.
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